Norris

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My only decent subject in school was English. I was actually named â€œAuthor of The Month.â€ They put a picture of me up in my plaid tie and sunburned face, which is really how you win over friends in third grade is to gain distinctions as a writer. Once they respect your writing, they wonâ€™t push you down the stairs anymore because they know who has the literary prowess. I used to write poetry. Though poetry is very different when youâ€™re a kid. When youâ€™re an adult, poetry is about love and pain. When youâ€™re kid, itâ€™s like "DOES ANYBODY KNOW A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH SHARKS?" So as a kid, I wanted to grow up and be a poet, a rapper, and the owner of a pizza restaurant where 3rd graders could hang out, which seemed cute at the time, but if I said that now, my friends when would be like "Whatâ€™s the deal with the 3rd graders?" and Iâ€™d be like "Stay out of it. A friendship between an adult and a child is precious.

I also wanted to be a rapper and a break-dancer. Iâ€™m not sure anyone made a living being a break-dancer. Itâ€™s hard to pay rent when you make 15 bucks a day in nickels, especially since 40 cents of that goes towards the cardboard. And I wanted to be a rapper but rap was very innocent when I was a kid. It was like "Ribbity rap rap rap-a-raptastic!" Rap has gotten so arbitrarily aggressive. Rappers will be like "Itâ€™s 2006, mofo!" Iâ€™m like "youâ€™re mad about the date? You gotta pick your battles, man. You get mad about that, no oneâ€™s going to believe you when you get mad about real stuff. Like 'you crashed into my car, mofo!' yea, but you were mad that it was 2006â€¦youâ€™re like the boy who cried...mofo.

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