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Ernie

I am not gay

About Me

Uh I was on a popular Childrens show, I AM NOT GAY! I live with my "Friend" Bert.....We Do everything together.Were Best Pals.I love my Ducky and I love bath's and no its not because I take them with Bert....were just saving water.Conservation is fabulous.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jim Henson....Since hes the one who thought it would be fun to have someone hand up my ass everyday, I have a couple choice words for him.

My Blog

Ernie For El Presidente'

Ok so weve come to the conclusion that Bert cant come back to the US, I miss Sesame Street.Ive come up with a solution...the only way Bert can come back is if the president would intervien.I wrote to ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 20:10:00 GMT

Ready,Set ,Jump!

Hello, Bert and I cant talk to long....Were hiding cause Bert missed his court date....Were "vacationing" somewhere cant really tell you where but all I can say is the people are nice and for some re...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Mar 2005 19:49:00 GMT

I love Games....

Hey Kids, Well I must have been late picking Bert up, either that or he sure missed me cause when he saw the car I hadnt even stopped all the way before he came running and jumped through the open wi...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 06:58:00 GMT

A bad day....

So I ran into a an old "Aquantence" today, That bitch miss piggy, she is such a fool, a real waste of material if you ask me. She treats Kermit like shit, and If I had the chance with Kermit, youd th...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Mar 2005 20:39:00 GMT

Vacation

Hello again Kids, Well Bert and I just got back from our vacation to the Islands.What a great time we had.We went out on a boat,the sun was just coming up and Bert said the sweetest thing to me.. It ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Mar 2005 16:02:00 GMT

Sex,Lies and video tapes....????

Hello Kids, Today Ernie needs your help...I have been thinking about ways to help out around the house....now we all know bills are high and I was thinking of ways to make some extra cash,It seems Be...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Mar 2005 22:56:00 GMT

Deprived Children...

At PBS we used to run those specials for "Children in need" but I have learned today that we were running the WRONG SPECIALS...Why you might ask your self and Ill explain.....Today I got about 15 mess...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Mar 2005 14:42:00 GMT

MILF ..

So me and my pal Bert were just hanging around the house today,Rubber ducky and I were in the tub, bert walks by and I hear him mumble the word...MILF...I said "hey bert" Whatcha say? and Bert simply ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 17:37:00 GMT