The Most Graceful Man at Sweaty Ted

about me eh? i like to slap fat men in their fat fat bellies in retaliation to many annoying things: when they shine those lousy red lazer pointers in my eyes; when they yell "mr. beast" for no reason at all; when they play john coltrane's freaky bops too loudly for me to hear how dirty those projectors are; and when they sing along to the fantomas. (you cant sing along to the fantomas. tek tek tik tik YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAAAAAAAAH! Have you heard the fantomas? you should, they are wild and tweak your head right open.) So pretty much if you do any of the above things i will call you fat and slap you in the belly. Don't cross me.