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BREEelzebub

You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at

About Me

--I (heart) apples -- I love Vegas and go every 8 to10 weeks. I am in love with the heat and addicted to the manufactured air. I play the sports book and bet on horses with sweet names, it hasn’t gone so well for me. I like my new BBQ and I will even BBQ in the rain. I like basketball and I even own a nuggets jersey. I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy and I laugh whenever anyone says come or dictionary or caucus. I like going to little kid movies a lot, and I even like to go without my kid. I have a 6 year old son. I like the smell of gasoline but I don’t huff it. I also do not like Christmas because it is such a let down, you wait for it and wait for it and then it isn’t that great. I also don’t like Easter because of the Jesusness of it all. It is sort of like when Jesus rose from the dead he was a zombie and now people bite each other and spread it all over the world. I am very cynical but I love unicorns and bouncy castles. I am easily excited over silly things like polkahots, people falling and watching public break ups. I find myself believing leftist dribble and hating people like Cheney and Halliburton. I watch the Charlie Rose show like the radical old ladies I tend to hang out with (I am a member of league of women voters) I am a perpetual child that is in love with school. I am a super senior in college because I am afraid of growing up and getting a job; I think working is for suckers. I am 26 years old and don’t live at home in my parents basement. I don’t even talk to my parents all that much, but I envy people that do. If I could live at home I would just because my family is the world to me. The End--wow 1 --I love mt.dew more then I like YOU. It makes me happy. --2 -- I love hooded sweaters and sweatshirts --3 -- I am a student. --4-- I don't work --5 -- I have more shoes then any one I know. --6 -- I love my son he is awesome. --7 --People suck and it is raining

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Soy tan cojo <I would walk through hell for you let it burn right through my shoes these soles are useless with out you, through hell for you.... let the torturing ensue my soul is worthless with out you

Books:

I read a lot.

Heroes:

Brandon makes me happy

My Blog

these are my friends hay hay

So it is onish in the afternoon on a Sunday and here I sit doing nothing, nothing but thinking. Thinking about how rad my life truly is. I have really great friends even if they are bitchmade every on...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 12:43:00 PST

hail Satan I mean Santa

I was thinking about buying my way in to the Church of Satan, I have always wanted to have the embossed shinny red card in my pocketbook. Well the membership fee has gone up to $200 when I was in...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:27:00 PST

someonewholikesyou notlikehowIlikeyou

I get confused sometimes about people I don't understand them. How come people just do not say what they feel like saying? I do this also, I hold stuff in.   I was watching a show on television...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:05:00 PST

Starbelly

Dear everything.Today I witnessed a crucifixion in pink and lavender and gold.I've heard people say that beauty is in details,but I don't think they have ever seen you.There were mortal wounds inflict...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

blah blah blah I love me wooohoooo

So the universe has a funny way of doing things. I have noticed this in the past few days. Starting with Thursday the events of Thursday will actually end up hurting me on Sunday they also haunted me ...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:39:00 PST

to no one and every one

Sometimes people die and it's ok . It can be justified like oh they were old and lived a good life. Or they were a solder and they died for their country. Then some one dies say in a car accident and ...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

today is a pitty party for bree

Bree is not happy 1)      my brother left me so now I'm alone 2)      I miss derby so bad I think about it all the time 3)    &nbs...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

he is rad

             So for the last I don't know like six weeks or so, I have been dating this guy and well he is nothing like all the losers I have date...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

GOD

Agnostic - Sitting on the Fence: By definition, an agnostic is not committed to believing in or disbelieving in the existence of God. Nevertheless, while agnosticism claims to "sit on the fence," ma...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:06:00 PST

My own vanity saved my life

To day I was sitting at a stop light. I was looking at myself In the Riverview mirior, puffing my hair. When I noticed the man in the car behind me waving, I looked up and saw that the light had turne...
Posted by BREEelzebub on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST