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About Me

I live with my boyfriend of 3 years and we have a basset hound puppy named Happy. That's all anyone needs to know.

My Interests

Picking things up with my toes
blistering flesh wounds
laughing at nonsensical shit that only i find funny
i may a bit more eccentric than i let on

music
music
music
!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

a moldy piece of cheese that can speak three languages...

a hyena named george

and an organ grinders monkey who strips...

basically i'm a pervert with no ambitions.

don't take me too seriously on that one

Music:

give up the ghost,
luti-kriss,
saosin,
modest mouse,
bright eyes,
boy sets fire,
converge,
american nightmare
The Early November
bear vs. shark,
Bane,
Statistics
Fall of Troy
Head Automatica
The locust
fear Before the March of flames
An Albatross
Deseparecidos
Circle Takes the Square
Saetia
The Snake, The Cross, The Crown
Anatomy of a ghost
Arab Strap
Japanther
The Black Dahlia Murder
Dizzy Rascal
Interpol
Le Tigre
Mr. Pacman
Heavy Heavy Low Low
The Number 12 Looks like you
I hate you when your pregnant
Between the buried and me
Saetia
Treasure Mammal
Built to Spill
Minus My Thoughts
The Acute
Theodore Grimm
Gym Class Heroes
City of Caterpillar
Ex Models
After School Knife Fight
Cassiotone for the Painfully Alone
Hella
Joshua Fit For Battle
Mon Frere
The Oranges Band
Orchid ♥
Saves the Day
Thirty Years War
Wall of Vodoo
Anatomy of a Ghost
The Unicorns (ok, you've found my inner nerd)
xBxRx
Mc Paul Barman
Stellastarr*
Clouddead
Matt and Kim
Orange Juice
Voxtrot
Totally Radd!
Cocoa Rosie
Sufjan Stevens
Ratatat
The Notwist
Dogs Die in Hot Cars
Clap your hands, say yeah! (fuckin Mike)
The Strokes (meh meh, fuck you)
Sia
Bloc Party
Blur
Brand New
Cat Stevens
Death From Above 1979
Hot Hot Heat
Radiohead
Rogue Wave
Sparta
Wolf Parade
Sleater-kinney
Elliot Smith
Dio
tenacious d
and many more motherfucker.

Movies:

The Great Mouse Detective
Rainbow Bright and the beginning of Rainbow Land
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The New Misadventures of Ichabod Crane
Fern Gully
All Dogs Go To Heaven
The Land Before Time
Party Monster
The Big Lebowski
Grumpy Old Men
Grumpier Old Men
Snatch
Being John Malkovich
The Wedding Singer
The Neverending Story
Fantasia
Revenge of The Nerds!
The River Wild
Beethoven

Television:

Tv Is for Lushes...

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk- Survivor, Choke, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters

Jerry Stahl- Perv Love

Ralph Steadmen- Gonzo The Art

Hunter S. Thompson- The Rum Diaries, Screwjack, fear and loathing

Lemony Snicket

Tim Burton

Edward Gorey

Sartre

Dostoevsky

Nietszche

Heroes:

My Mookie

My Pumpkinsteen

Good People (far and few between too)

My Blog

car

i finally got one?
Posted by the trooper on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:39:00 PST

summer...

this summer was among the worst of summers. the weather sucked, i've been working like a fuckin mug and my back has been fucked the whole time. i'm ready for fall. on the bright side, i'...
Posted by the trooper on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

salt water aqua-rium

that is pronounced sah-ult wah-ter aw-kwa-ree-um. how's that for spunk motherfucker.
Posted by the trooper on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:48:00 PST

butt rock karaoke is the best thing ever

and oh so humorous when you can convince people to sing along with you... especially when none of said people are known for being exceptional singers... oh what i do when i am not at work, but at work...
Posted by the trooper on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:28:00 PST

am i?

fucking crazy... why does everyone have an infant these days? not me, you can't take babies anywhere.
Posted by the trooper on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST

life is good.

but love is better.
Posted by the trooper on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:19:00 PST

tater tot casserole?

someone's sinsisterness is driving me batty. i must go run and scream.
Posted by the trooper on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:40:00 PST

espionage...

spy's are amongst us.
Posted by the trooper on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST

Summer Fruit Cobbler

Is currently on the list of things i like. Also currently on this list: 1. Mike talking about smoking turds for a million dollars, fear factor style. 2. Happy. 3. Steve Nash. 4. Frozen fast breaks. 5...
Posted by the trooper on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

I do it just to feel Al-i-hi-hive

you are the mire of the earth. you are pestilence. you are feculence.i want to kick you.and steal your tee shirts.and listen to metal, and rock out with dio.and ...I am never eating mango ice cream ag...
Posted by the trooper on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST