Woof....I'm Scully the basset hound, otherwise known as Scully-Monster, Scullinator, crotchety old lady, dragon breath, and so on. I was born on April 11, 1998, so that makes me 11 years old. My human foodslaves and I live on the west coast of Canada at the moment.
If you think I'm a little full of myself, you're absolutely right. It's not my fault though...my foodslaves have spent my entire life treating me like a Queen and telling me how I'm the best basset on earth!! I choose to believe them.
On October 28, 2008 I was diagnosed with lymphoma. My family and I are really sad that I got cancer, however, I am going to be a strong girl and fight that evil lymphoma with everything in me. I'm now finished with chemotherapy, and am happy that it was successful in putting me into remission!
I hope you enjoy looking around my page. If you'd like to see a gazillion more pictures of me, feel free to visit my other website:
When you're done admiring me, please go give your furbabies a hug and a treat. Lick, lick, lick ... WOOF ... ARROOOOOO ... ZZZzzz ...
CAUTION:
~Do not immerse me in water, spray me with water, take me outside when water is fallingfrom the sky, or make me walk on wet ground....I DETEST WATER!
~Do not clip my toenails without giving some hard-core suck-up treats afterward...andplease only clip as infrequently as possible....I DETEST HAVING MY NAILS CLIPPED (andwill make it difficult as hell for you to do so)!
~Clean ears at your own risk....I will run away from you, and make you feel reallyreally guilty for performing this atrocity on me. Be prepared to get slimed by flyingdrool afterwards.
~Do not leave me alone under any circumstances without providing ear plugs to anyonewithin a 10 mile radius....I PROTEST LOUDLY!
~Do not expect me to do anything you tell me to, unless you have treats in hand!
~If food is left out anywhere, I guarantee, it will disappear.....but I don't know who took it, I swear!
~Doggies: Please don't run up to me and sniff my ass, even though I will try to stick my nose up yours. I'm not a fan of the surprise from behind and will very clearly tell you so!
SOME OTHER THINGS ME NO LIKE:
~Lettuce....blech
~People coming up to me when I'm out walkin' and just staring at me saying how cute Iam but not giving me lovin'. What's up with that??! Geez, I don't have cooties.
~People crossing the street when they see me commin' cuz they don't like doggies....I poop on you all!
~Being called fat and/or ugly!! (Yes, this does happen.)
PLEASE BARK ME A MESSAGE IN MY GUESTBOOK:
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