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About Me:
Honestly, I'm like, Bryan and I like, don't have a like, personality. According to like, an online quiz, I'm like 30% gay, like 20% stupid, and like 50% great in like, bed. I love blowing snot rockets in the shower every morning. I'm afraid of tomorrow, but I hope for it everyday. I will always, under any circumstance, be late. Never EVER expect me to be there at the time I said I will be. I fart once a month, so that one time of the month that I do- make sure you aren't around me cause it's bad. Never contact me on Thursday nights between the hours of seven to eight. I refuse to put pictures of myself in my underwear and showing off the goods just so you can whack off to it and leave me comments that my cousins would love to see. Believe it or not, I have some self-respect. Please send your nudes.
