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MY LIFE IS AN OPEN BOOK, I'LL TELL YOU ALL MY DIRTY SECRETS. I'M 22 AND A GROWN LADY. I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP, BUT WHATEVER IT IS IT'LL BE AWESOME. MY SON ALEXANDER IS MY OBSESSION, MY FAMILY IS MY LIFE, AND I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT MY FRIENDS. I'VE PARTIED WAY TOO HARD ON TOO MANY NIGHTS, AND HAVE HAD TOO MANY DAYS WHERE I ONLY MAKE IT AS FAR AS THE MAILBOX. I READ TOO MANY FASHION MAGAZINES AND WATCH TOO MUCH DAYTIME TELEVISION. I LOVE GOING TO NEW BARS AND TRYING NEW DRINKS AND WINES.(did it make me sound cool when you thought i drank wine?) I THINK NERDY SMART GUYS ARE HOT SO I MARRIED ONE. HE'S MY EXACT OPPOSITE AND IT WORKS BEAUTIFULLY. I SPEND A LOT OF TIME DAYDREAMING ABOUT HANDBAGS I WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY BUY. I THRIVE OFF OF MEETING NEW PEOPLE, AND i CAN HONESTLY SAY I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE THAT
DIDN'T HAVE SOMETHING I FOUND INTERESTING. I'M KINDA LIKE AN ONION BUT I WONT MAKE YOU CRY, I WONT FIT INTO YOUR STEREOTYPE, AND I KINDA SUCK AT TYPING. I'VE BEEN TOLD I TALK TO MUCH, WHICH IS TRUE, BUT I'M BETTER AT LISTENING. I LOVE THE SMELL OF POMEGRANATES AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL BUSH IS OUT OF OFFICE BECAUSE I'M READY TO BARACK N ROLL. I DRINK GREEN TEA, AND MILESTONE COFFEE. OPALS LOOK GOOD ON ME, TATTOOS GET ME EXCITED AND I GET ABSOLUTELY GIDDY OVER ANYTHING WITH STARS ON IT.NO LIKE I MEAN JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND CLAPPING MY HAND FOR REAL EXCITED KIND OF GIDDY. I DREAM ABOUT THE DAY WHEN I GET EVERY STITCH OF LAUNDRY IN MY HOUSE WASHED, AND FOLDED, AND PUT AWAY. I'M TALLER THAN 99% OF ALL GIRLS YOU'VE EVER MET, AND NO I DID NOT PLAY BASKETBALL. YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE QUIT LIKE ME BUT YOU WANT TO. I'M A GOOD GIRL THAT LIKES TO KEEP HER COMPANY ON THE SCANDALOUS SIDE, SO COME HOLLA AT ME ALREADY!
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...Mrs. Walker if you're NaStY....
This is my God given name, my grown up name, and who I am on paper. I was named for my daddy Jackie Lynn, but pappa was a rollin stone so my family doesn't call me this. This is what the authorities call me, and if you know me from school or work this is how you know me. Jacqueline is who I am when I'm trying to be presentable to society and come off as responsible. Never call me Jackie since I am niether a porn star nor a dyke.(not that there's anything wrong with either of those).
This is actually my middle name but it is my true name. My oldest friends know me as Shanea or Nea. I know what you're thinking 'that sounds like Shanea-nea from Martin hehehe' but if you call me that I promise I will cut you. This is what my family calls me including Alexander lol. This is who I am most of the time. Shanea is a mother to the pimpest little boy ever, wifey to James my sugar daddy,and a friend to anyone who needs one.
Blondie is my party girl/bad girl alter ego. Yes that's right, I'm a black girl called Blondie. It's a paradox in itself but hey that's me. Part valley girl, part free spirit, part bimbo, She doesn't come out to play that much anymore but she's still around. The most common argument I find myself in is the "OhmyGODyouACTlikeaWHITEgirl" argument. Instead of denying it and making excuses for my good grammar and bubbly demeanor I eventually just accepted the accusations. That's how I got dubbed as Blondie. These are my aliases, but no matter what you call me or how you know me, I'm still one of the baddest bitches you're ever going to meet!
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