Music:
Member Since: 31/08/2006
Band Members: I would like to start off by introducing the low end of the band, keeping it steady yet groovin so much that you might think you are in --insert personal porn favorite here-- and also having the ability to make every hair on your body stand with a single glare, TAYLOR MERLINA (BASS). Next backing up that amazing bass line with his funky fast flowin fancy fuckin beats you cant even comprehend, like that painter on PBS, CRUZ MELCHER(DRUMS). How can we forget about the loveable "killed a man Bitch" who's sentual guitar riffs raff through your mind with more force than your mom at that time of the month and will seranade you till right before now and you just want to bababababab bow, COLE MELCHER (LEAD GEETAR & VOCALS). And last and a little bit least the man who's face is made of rubber and knows how to bring the cows home with a little down home guitar while still having time to be ELI WATSON(LEAD GEETAR, HARMONICA & VOCALS... And Now Introducing, one of the seventeen wonders of the world, a heavy and light weight champion, someone who fares even in the best of seas...WILLIAM REAVIS(Trumpet)!! For me to introduce this last fellow it would mean getting in a plane, then getting in a car, then getting in a boat just to get some private space while trying to yurn, only to turn around and then fall up to see what you cant believe...TOM McKAY(Keyboards)IF you like us on myspace Try this
Influences:countless numbers of local artists and bands.---Shakey Bones, Phish, John Coltrane, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Parliament Funkadelic (and other works of George Clinton), John McLaughlin, Miles Davis, Kaki King, Kelli Rudick, Earth Wind and Fire, The Grateful Dead, Steely Dan, Ravi Shankar, Phillip Glass, Steve Reich, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, A Silver Mt. Zion, Ween, Maceo Parker, Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band, Return to Forever, Sublime, Augustus Pablo, The Aggrolites, N.W.A., The Fugees, Amon Tobin, Public Enemy, Black Star, The Beastie Boys, A Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang Clan, MF Doom, Rush, Madlib, The Black Keys, Talking Heads, Peter Tosh, EEK-A-Mouse, Junior Kimbrough, Henry Thomas, Jacob Miller, Bob Marley, Leadbelly, Woody Guthrie, Medeski Martin and Wood, Robert Johnson, Frank Zappa, Rick James, Tom Waits, Primus, Pink Floyd, James Brown, King Crimson, Johnny Cash, Sage Francis, Bob Dylan, The Allman Brothers Band, Violent Femmes, Galactic, Oysterhead, The Mars Volta, as well as. . .
the movies "Amelie", "Rocketman" and "The Legend of Black Thunder Mountain",
strange noises made with a cell phone and portable house phone when the cell phone is on the "speaker phone" option,
Chang's Mongolian Grill,
this guy on PBS named Bob Ross who paints really good (R.I.P.)
and not realizing when someone points out the dead deer on the highway while going 70 mph but looking for it 10 seconds later anyway.
Sounds Like: the cosmic force of two interstellar masses colliding to form that tiny little squeak when you rub 2 pickles together
Record Label: Unsigned
