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Guusratt

About Me

Three years ago I won a squirt championship.. after that i disappeared up my own ass, found an old orange chair and called it a life. I am actually 4 years old but myspace would not approve such a young age so i lied. I once tied my purple nutsac.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Holmes, Jimmy Eat World, Jack Nicholson's Dog, Brett Wier, Groatsey, JewGoose Eat Squirell, and Lyle.

My Blog

horse and hound

NEXT MONTH IM GOING TO BE FEATURED IN HORSE AND HOUND MAGAZINE BECAUSE IM A BEAUTIFUL ENERGETIC RACING PRANCE OF A GUUSRATT..UP AND DOWN THE COMPUTER SCREEN LOVERS,. IT CAN REALLY DO IT FOR YA. HORSE ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:43:00 GMT

yesterday

i went outside, feeling rather upset in the stomach... sniffed on some stail urine and squirted some fresh dirrhea directly on a tree stump.
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 17:16:00 GMT