Marcellus the Bandit

This is my toast to new mistakes...
My name is forgettable so why bother telling you it.
I like to believe that I am a gentleman.
That doesn't mean I'm a pushover though.
I am hopeless romantic.
But don't think that means I spend my time moping about,
believing I'll be alone or something, I live for now and enjoying what I do have.
I'm actually a really happy person, always looking at the bright side of life.
I'm trouble, but I'm trouble some find worth having.

ZOM-BIE: (Zomb'be) n. also ZOM-BIES pl. An animated corpse that feeds on living human flesh. 2. A voodoo spell that raises the dead. 3. A Voodoo snake god. 4. One who moves or acts in a daze "like a zombie." [a word of West African origan]
Once a human is infected little can be done to save him or her. Because Solanum is a virus and not a bacteria, antibiotics have no effects.
The best bludgeon weapon for dispatching the undead is is a steel crowbar.
Ironically, and despite many popular myths, cemeteries are not the most dangerous place to be when the dead arise.
I recommend this book for all who would rather not be a part of an undead buffet.
I can often be found surfing the pages of the world wild web on my Nintendo. It's convenient, and I'm lazy...
This way I don't have to get up or get my feet cold walking to my desk, I can do it all on my TV.
Super Mario Bros. anyone? Pixelated pipes and mushrooms oh my. Not to mention rampaging turtles provide amusement.
And can't help but play video games when I get the chance. Although I usually get distracted by art and music.