Gwyneth "Ophelia" Paltrow (born September 1st, 2007) is an American K-9 idol to many who know her.
The daughter of Bryson C. Isbell, Ophelia dropped out of her university to follow a psuedo-career in Philanthropy.
Her personal life has often been scrutinized in the media after Ophelia (who has become quite the controversial philanthropist after funding the first dog porno film ever) was caught on camera flashing her "coochie" to the nagging paparazzi.
Ophelia has also participated in many positive events in her short, though well received, career as the first K-9 philanthropist in the world. One of these included digging up the bones of Mother Theresa and sharing her with the poor diseased dogs of the Denton, inner-city projects. This, among many other amiable, though notably controversial, achievements is what has brought Ophelia into the limelight of popular Doggie-America.
Ophelia is known by many as "Pheege"; to some as "Feel-Ya" (after attempting a career, though short lived, in Hip Hop); and finally "GOP" to the "dawgs" of inner-city DIN10.
