Someone asked me for questions about their band, and I found that despite myself, I enjoyed making up a list I liked better than other lists out there. Feel free to copy this, send me/post your answers and/or forward it. But only if you feel like it.
What is your favorite marsupial?
Wallaby
How do clouds form?
Bob Ross makes them
What’s the worst job you’ve had?
Toss up: Telemarketer (one day)/Phlebotemist for religious medical center(?)(one day)
Have you seen any of your friends have sex (or masturbate)?
Yes
Have you ever known anyone named Amber?
Yes
Where would you prefer to live?
Greece, maybe
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
42
How can we make a just society?
We can’t
Where is the worst place you have slept?
Hardwood floor of a stranger’s house in Baton Rouge
Are your best moments with others or alone?
Not sure, I think alone, but I suspect I have more to offer when with others than with any lone creative endeavor.
Is ecstasy mental or physical?
Both
Creative or scientific?
Both
Have you ever had a physical fight with anyone?
Yes, with a roommate
Have you ever had a one night stand?
Many
Are you fulfilled?
Yes and no.
Do you believe in invisible beings? Which ones? (Gods, ghosts, etc)
No
What is a fun word to say?
Pontchartrain, Tecolote
What’s the best work you’ve done?
Helping keep Tinker the kitten alive during life saving surgery.
Who would play you in the movie?
A newcomer.
What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten?
Something unpronouncable at a newly opened mediteranean restaurant in L.A. where there were parrots in cages. (Was it parrot meat?) We left after one bite of the mystery food.
Who or what have you lost in life that you miss?
Youthful exuberance
Have you ever saved a life?
Yes
Do you like to be looked at?
No
Have you ever attempted or contemplated suicide? Which?
Both
What’s the best pet name (as in animal) you’ve heard?
Toss up: Mr. Pancakes and Penis
Participate or watch?
Watch
Are lists of questions stupid? Then why do you think you were compelled to read this far?
Yes, but I want to be interesting enough for people to want to know. I’m not.
Is this list better or worse than other lists out there (or pretty much the same)?
The same.
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