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About Me

well since i started school up again in august my life is pretty boring. you can pretty much find me in the library at school every day all day until about midnight or so. EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS! I'm actually supposed to be doing homework right now, but I am stuck on some problems and well I just really don't wanna finish...

My Interests

My dog Luke! Math! Traveling! People who travel! All hundred of my BFF's! Smart people! coffee, ciggaretts, long sleeve cotten shirts are my favorite thing to wear, sunday morning rain, sleeping in my big comfy bed when it rains, good ol country music. everything else is for the birds...

I'd like to meet:

Life's a beach GET A TAN!Chivalry is not dead!!!!Bob Saget, so he can make me laugh at his dirrrrrty dirrrty jokes, then bang'em because he amazes me.PS.... THIS IS A SUCKA FREE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Zoolander, home alone, a beautiful mind, and ummm hello what dreams may come and terms of endearment!!! i love old woman movies lol. Urban cowboy..im country what do you expect. oh yeah and MEAN GIRLS!!!! and a lot of other stooopid shit that you probably really dont care about.

Books:

I buy books i never read!!!!!

Heroes:

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My Blog

life or something like it

you know, sometimes we want something soo bad and wonder why it can't happen in that point in time. I'm kinda in that situation at the moment. I need to stop and realize that things happen...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST

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Sooo I remembered how big of a sucker I really am for sappy sapppppppy saaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppy love stories.... I just watched a stupid episode of what i like about you (by the way does this s...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST

party's over son...

Party is over... Jess left me for 3 whole weeks... THAT BITCH! lol just kidding you know i love you guuuurl! lol But seriously, i need to work harder and not be such a bum/rockstarrr.&nb...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

the shoe was on the other drunk foot

So I we all hung out last night.... It was supposed to be a lot of fun because we havent seen each other in like what a whole week lol. Well i wasn't the drunk idiot this time lol. A...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

obsession

I dont get it... why do people get obsessed so quickly? is something missing in there lives to get soooo ingulfed in someone elses life soo fast??? I'm talking everybody here, not someone who is being...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

the contact lense that didnt get away

sooo yeah i was sitting around playing on the internet today and my contact was bugging me, so i take it out of my eye and am inspecting it to see what the hell the problem is. Well while im ins...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

mother of fucking PEARL!!

So i was at school today and we have to wear these stupid oversized mother f'ing smocks and i was like hmmm i gotta go to the rr. So i go to the rr. and as i am flushing the mother f'ing toilet ...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

the cat!

Well today i witnessed the most horrible thing in my life! I wacthed someone run over a cat. I was driving home today and i know some kids always play on my street, so instead of disruptin...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

i finally cracked my code lol

okay so its like ummm a quarter to 11am right now and i was watching montel. okay if you watch montel you know its totally awesome when sylvia the phsicic however you spell that comes on. ...
Posted by FALSE ADVERTISEMENT on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:54:00 PST