About Me
Wow, don't even know what to say. I am me. Purely unique, one of a kind. A little off the norm, and never to walk a straight line. I am sure you have seen the fictional story of me. Yes, Mr. Lucas was very quick to take my story and put it into his vision. "Make it a better story" is the way he worded it.But as for the real me, what was truth and what was fiction? Well, let's see. First of all, I didn't start out with Padme. No, unfortunately I got hooked up with the queen of the amazons first, but met Padme, and really fell in love. I devoted my life to her. But Padme is not the sincere person you see on the silver screen. Oh, no, Padme is not dead, but very much alive. She left me for one of her handmaidens and divorced me. Hmph, it would have been easier if the events on screen were true.And what about the kids? Well, first of all, it's not Luke and Leia, it is actually Luke and Linus. He needed the sexual tension, and that didn't come from two teenage boys. And no they were not taken from me, or hidden. I am still raising them.And as dramatic as it was to see my friend Ben Kenobi slice me up, nope, another fictionalization..... Yes, Obi Wan was my friend, and yes, he taught me a bit, but there was no big fight. Sorry to burst your bubble. Nope, blame the whole thing on allergies. Pollen put me in the suit.Sorry things aren't as glamourous as you would think. But it is time for the truth and time for everyone to know the real me. I am not as mean and heartless as everyone would say. I do have a heart. I have moved on since Padme left, and I think I am a pretty darn good father.So there.
