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About Me

She said she's gonna quit me,
If I didn't quit the booze.
So I just started drinkin' more,
To see if she would really choose.
And I have to hand it to that girl:
She meant every breath.
An' I'm glad she did, 'cause I was about,
To drink myself to death.
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
She packed up all her things and walked away.
Well, it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
Well, she said I had problems:
Boy, was she ever right?
To keep from goin' home to her,
I'd stay out, drunk, all night.
And I believe that woman left me,
In the nick of time.
If she'd a-stayed much longer,
I'd have drinked up my last dime.
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
She packed up all her things and walked away.
And it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with. Baby, can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself.

A doctor who will tell me my liver is fine. Then I won't feel like such a queer drinking water at parties.

Joe Maddon...he seems pretty badass.

My Blog

Movie/Book rant

Andy dislikes pretentious little bastards who think the book version is always better than the movie version because it has more stuff in it that the movie leaves out. Well I don't read books to bias ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:56:00 GMT

It's just a matter of time...

...before these scientific studies are proven. I was learning about these studies which really don't have anything to do with each other on the surface, but through deeper research I've discovered the...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:23:00 GMT

I can make crap up too.

So I was perusing Yahoo! today and there was an article saying that the TRex is closest genetically to the common chicken.  This is absolutely retarded and one of many reasons I hate science.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:03:00 GMT

I am not pretending to know anything about space, but...

...come on with all these new theories and just general rhetoric about earth's demise from global warming or aliens or apparently now the sun/moon.  This article http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/200...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:30:00 GMT

I'm still going to believe he died of arsenic

So they are deciding that Napoleon died of gastric cancer instead of arsenic. Who gives a shit...he's still dead. Everyone he knew is dead. So why the hell are they trying to figure that out now? It's...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:34:00 GMT

My mistake, I thought you said it was a joke.

Just to let you know, I've been listening to Brand New alot lately.   -My mistake, I thought you said it was a joke.- Drive me insane, vain preamble to your loss of composure. Your idol thoughts ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:56:00 GMT

College football's sure things

I've only bet on sporting events 1 time in my life. It was the 93' World Series between the Phillies and the Blue Jays. I and another middle school chum had bet I believe the amount was $5. Of course ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:04:00 GMT

Not too confident about week 2 either.

Portis is supposedly out so says Joe Gibbs, but I hear he eats gunpowder so he should be alright. Shockey may be out too...but c'mon. Just about my whole team is on the DL. Another $200 spent well.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:14:00 GMT

Week 1 was not kind...

As the first week of Pro Football takes off, I realized how shitty my draft picks really were. Eli and Shockey were my rays of sunshine in an otherwise bleak kick off to the Tubby Pirates franchise. I...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:12:00 GMT

.1 reason I love Kirk Herbstreit.

Alright, aside from the fact that he makes the dribble of Lee Corso bearable on saturday mornings, he just made the prediction of the year. Not only will Miami win on Monday, but he predicted they wil...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:09:00 GMT