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Jenny

Eclectic in thought and deed

About Me


.. There is nothing I could say in this (my) space provided that could accurately portray who "I AM"...Besides...my view is skewed...so it's very likely that even my best attempt at depiction would be far afield.(Sigh...) OK. I'm old, fat, beautiful, grumpy, serious, childish, funny, dramatic, cynical, sexy, bold, earthy, jaded, sad, optomistic, energetic, confused, wise, tired, kind, and caloused...AND...I breathe...in...out...+-+-+-+-+-+-}I have recently undertaken something that has been on my mind for about 12 years. In doing so, I have also achieved my goal of being a published writer...not in my chosen sector, which is somewhat "Rosanne Barr combined with Denis Leary", but nontheless...published I am. Due to uncontrollable rage and hostility over CPS victimizing my son and his family over his onset of MS, and, upon closer examination, finding a clear and present pattern, posing a danger to every family in America, I have become an activist for FAMILY RIGHTS. I am the founder of a newly registered, non-profit organization called the IHNCC (Individuals Honoring Constitutional Concepts), which is dedicated to helping find justice for the victims of governmental abuses of power. We now have chapters in California, Oregon, Ohio, and Alabama. Expect to see and hear more from us!
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My Interests

http://oregonfamilyrights.com/saroian/Writing,

I'd like to meet:

Interesting, multi-dementional humanoids. No robots, corpses, or dolts.

Music:

Depends on the day and the mood. Mostly classic rock, jazz, and grass roots blues...and LOUD! I've invested in surround sound for 2 rooms(a childhood self promise). I need to be enveloped...to let it wash over me and to swim in it until I drown.

Movies:

Oh crap...who cares? OK: As Good As It Gets, Armeggadon, Hellboy, X-Men...love good sci fi

Television:

Yet ANOTHER TIRED AND BORING questionLOVE the Sopranos, CSI Los Vegas, Grey's Anatomy

Books:

The LIBRARY OF CONGRESS is now available online. I am not a connoisseur of the classics...but I have obviously read one or two books...blah, blah, blah

Heroes:

My heros are the founding fathers of our country. What incredible passion and committment to ideals! The men who wrote our Consititution were great men...men of wisdom...of vision. I wonder what they would say about today's Americans.
Name Jenny
Birth Date and Time 4/16/53 7:48 PM
Birth Place Eureka
Where do you live now Salem
Height 5'4"
Weight Too damned much
Eye color dark green
Ethnicity Armenian
Type of shoes most often worn sandals
How many pairs of shoes do you own? uh...20?
Describe your personal style (what do you wear?) varies...shorts, dresses mostly
What is the theme of your recurrent dreams? Light bulbs
Your biggest fear? being eaten by bears
What makes you sexy to others? my personality
Jock or Nerd? Nerd
Vices? Everything know to God and man
Average number of dates before you "put out" 5
Are you artistically gifted, and in what way? I'm right brained
Are you a first, last, or middle child? 2nd
How many siblings? 4
When you were growing up, was your family life happy? chaotic
Do you enjoy experiencing new foods? Yes
How many times have you moved in the last 10 years? 1
Are you a diver or a wader? both...naw...diver
Do you have a sense of humor, or a sense of fun? both
Have you ever seen a ghost? no
What is the best quality that you bring to a relationship? good communication, natural nuturing qualities
The worst quality? impatience
Are you lovable? absolutely
Why? Because I believe in empowering my S.O., not hypercritical
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

Check out my new recordings!!

Check out my recordings and let me know what you think! ...
Posted by Jenny on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:11:00 PST

THE BEST TOY IN THE WORLD

THE BEST TOY IN THE WORLD When I was around five years old, (This age is an assumption based on how tall I was compared to the refrigerator.  The top of the fridge being much higher than I could ...
Posted by Jenny on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:14:00 PST

Pieces of Work

Here is an excerpt from an email I got last night, followed by my reply: (causing some worry among my friends (all 2 ½ of them) regarding my stress level. Email Excerpt: "&if you were trying to be fun...
Posted by Jenny on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:24:00 PST

NAKED COFFEE

NAKED COFFEE Last night my son, Paul, and I, drank coffee and played Scrabble until about two AM. My son's doctor has recommended a variety of mind stimulating games to aid cognitive and memory i...
Posted by Jenny on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:13:00 PST

CRUEL TO BE KIND

Dear Johnson (really?)Thank you for your kind words and offer, however, I must disrespectfully decline.  You sound like a kind, sentimental, and weak man to me, and, at only 6'2" tall, you would ...
Posted by Jenny on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

Incompetent Evaluations by DHS Employed Psychiatrists

April 5, 2008 ISSUE: Incompetent and falsified psychiatric evaluations by DHS employed psychiatrists DHS often requests that clients bring in, or sign releases for their clients’ medical recor...
Posted by Jenny on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:32:00 PST

My Stupid Poem

My Stupid Poem How fucking stupid can a stupid fuck be if a stupid fuck do be you? He can be just as stupid as any stupid fuck that's a stupid fuck just like you. If stupid is as stupid does, then ju...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:13:00 PST

Expensive Loser Wanted!!!

Hello!  I'm looking for an expensive loser!!  Could this be you?  I don't ask for much these days.  At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so le...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:11:00 PST

The Feast

* This is a REpost by REquest The Feast, By Jenifer Saroian          ;           ;    &nb...
Posted by Jenny on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

I CONFESS

I stalked her, in the grocery store: her crown of snowy braids held in place by a tarnished silver comb, her erect bearing, radiating tenderness, the way she placed yogurt and avocados in her bas...
Posted by Jenny on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:38:00 PST