If you play the macarena, I will dance to it.
If you are Leanne, I will squeeze your cheeks.
If you are a clock, I will set you 5 mins fast.
If you are a ticket stub, I will put you on my bookcase.
If you are a scarf, I will imagine it on some skinny indie type.
If you are a pen, you will hang from my school tie.
If you are pyjamas, I will wear you out...
If you are a sleeping bag, I will slide down the stairs in it.
If you are a tire swing, I will swing from you for hours.
If you play an instrument, nice.
If u tlk lyk dis, I fink its idiotic.
If you are spot cream, go away you never work :'(
If you are cough medicine, come to me!
If you like comedy shows, you'll like the tellybox at my house.
If you like WAS, you are an automatic legend in my eyes.
Especially if your fave song is Selective Memory.
People who show too much gum when they smile freak me out
If you sleep in too late, then you match me in a way.
If you are tired and you know it, clap your hands *clap clap*
enough if you's. i'm going bed.
