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Billy Lotion Trio

Lube me up, Rub me down!!!

About Me

The Billy Lotion Trio was formed out of necessity...three greasy banditos, three instruments of mass destruction, 3 unquenchable thirsts for all thing profane, half-assed, and pure-fucking shit-rock. These guys are sure to blow your mind...whether it be by their charismatic, club-handed flailing of their guitars and drums or the way they just don't give a greasy dog dick about how they appear, sound or conduct themselves. These ruffians that I speak to you about will go slip sliding through your ears, hearts and asses and be expelled back into the world to filthify the airwaves for your grandchildrens grandchildren, and maybe some other people.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/31/2006
Band Website: dublinreacharound.org
Band Members: Billy Lotion/Lionel Itchy/Dirk Jergens
Influences: Happy endings, all-nighters in the barrel, crawlspace juffin', greasy rub-downs, reach-arounds, your cousin Ronny, pubwiches, slowjack Sundays, goin' marbles, David Lee Roth videos, Tudor's Biscuit World, high gas prices, slumberjackin', alligator fuckhouses, Burt Reynolds' mustache, Cincinnati bowties.
Sounds Like: Bill Clinton smoking a pop can bowl, eating cinammon rolls and programming a drum machine that came from the depths of Atlantis...that and shit, pure shit.
Record Label: Scrillbilly Records
Type of Label: None