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About Me

Although this started as a personal page over two years it’s metamorphosised into a page for my films, and production company. The set up is a little bit Wayne’s world. Something I’d love to do full time, but for now it remains an all consuming and full time hobby. Currently shot on a hard disk camcorder and edited on BAD home editing equipment, (I seriously do not recommend Pinnacle to ANYONE), All films funded from what I find in my pocket, but I don’t believe this should hamper such trivial things like imagination and scope, just that you have to be more inventive. I’m currently in the middle of post production on Paper Theory, a subversive poke at the superhero origin story, which will be up on this very page on Jan 30th. After that I’ll be deep in production, finally, for my long in gestation, oft delayed satire on summer blockbusters ‘Ant Apocalypse’ which hopefully will start filming by Easter and completed in September. It’ll also be the first to be shot on HD.BETAMAN PRODUCTIONS are also available on you tube @ youtube.com/barringtoncomesalive

BETAMAN PRODUCTIONS FILMS www.betaman.co.uk
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BetaMan (IDENT)
Ident for all BetaMan Productions. (10 secs aprox)
PAPER THEORY

Armando is quite litterally the kind of person that walks into doors untill he unleashes his new found super power turns him into a time bending dynamo!!!
60 SECOND LOVE AFFAIR
60 SECOND LOVE AFFAIR
Lononers have barly time to eat, let alone fall in love. is this a cold view of the futuire or are we already there? (1 min 10 secs aprox)

NEPENTHE

NEPENTHE

After her break up, Evangeline (Aneta Bo Piotrowska) takes thisgs a little too much to heart. (under 10 mins)
GOTTA HAVE HOPE

GOTTA HAVE HOPE
Nick Hope's only shot at the big time spotlight is thwarted by pretty much everyone close to him. (12 mins and a bit)
HEAVEN IS A PLACE WITHOUT ARTISTS


HEAVEN IS A PLACE WITHOUT ARTISTS
A strange romance develops between two men who life has sidelined, without ever meeting. (10 mins aprox)

My Interests

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My Blog

DAN'S ENGLISH THOUGHT: September time travel

why is the weather so warm?man, i blame the government. global warming doesn't exist, if a lunar month is 27 and a half days,and we spring forward and fall back twice a year,should we really fall forw...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:04:00 GMT

AUTOBIOGRAPHY AGED ALMOST THIRTY: Shit

Well, its mere days until my 30th Birthday and what have I learned? I look back on the first thirty years and Im sort of filled with dread taking into account what Ive achieved. Since, and Im not b...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:51:00 GMT

SHORT STORY: In Search Of Ganymede.

I sensed a note of tension when MABS Webbe set fire to my car. It was my first night on the farm and Mary-Ana-Beth-Sue Webbe, a militant six year old feminist and I seemed to have got off on the wrong...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:42:00 GMT

SHORT STORY: The Revelations Of Charles Gazzunatinicci

Charles head was heavy. The following sensations in his head where the smell of cold concrete, stale paint, spilt booze and own walrus odour. He opened his eyes and looked around the warehouse. The b...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:09:00 GMT

NEPENTHE SCREENING AT IMAX

This is clear proof i'm the worlds worst self promoter...Wednesday evening saw the first screening of one of my short films to the public. Nepenthe held it's own admirably as one of the exhibited at t...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:56:00 GMT

hunter remixed

"Open Letter to the Youth of our Nation" by Hunter S. Thompson, 1955 Awake from your slumber of indolence and harken the call of the future! Do you realize that you are rapidly becoming a doomed gener...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:03:00 GMT

The NO Man.

We live in world of instant gratification. Oversized children satisfying our every desires with selfish demands, with no regard for the consequiences or our deserving.  Wikipedia describes: Cosmic iro...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:31:00 GMT

the reason the fruit has a byte in it.

the reason the fruit has a byte in it.It promises amazing experiences, imagination the only limit.Only to find difficulty with the most mundane of tasks,eventually more hassle than it was worth.I am l...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:31:00 GMT

for the public

For the public.Is there any pursuit more common and time consuming than the search for the toilet? It renders all other modern pilgrimages redundant I suggest all shops close for business, selling onl...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:22:00 GMT

todays happy diary entry.

The Facts Of Life or Organic Will Not Make You Immortal You will be / have been born. You will be one of many people this will happen to. You will aspire to something which will drive your life in o...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:18:00 GMT