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I grew up a musical hooligan, spent my formative years terrorizing Toronto with my old band Another Fine Mess. Now I write and publish books. I believe the brain is a muscle that must be excersised on a regular basis or the damn thing goes soft. I like to laugh and cause trouble.

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Musicians, artists, freaks and geeks.

My Blog

Satan's Rum Shop Vol.4 Cults and Personalities

The French must be stewing. When the name of their capital city is spoken around the world it no longer evokes a rich history, romance, or the dreams of an empire; the jewel of France has been stolen ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:20:00 GMT

Satan's Rum Shop Vol. 3 Night of the Living Dumb

Forget suicide killers, rampant drug abuse and voter apathy, the greatest threat to democracy today is the Almighty Idiot. Free fools run loose in our streets, our malls and our city halls every day,...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:03:00 GMT

Satan's Rum Shop Vol.2 Politician Appreciation Day

Unfurl those streamers, deploy the ticker-tape, snap that pointy party hat on tight...oh, and don't forget to load your shotgun with "OO" bird shot. Get ready kids, it's Politician Appreciation Day! S...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:54:00 GMT

Satan's Rum Shop Vol.1 Beavers and Shaved Bushes

Several years ago I got the idea to start a regular column that I planned to call Satan's Rum Shop. After a few feeble attempts my project was stalled, listing in the back of my imagination like ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:15:00 GMT