The British Tractor Alliance

The British Tractor Alliance are a Herefordshire founded Political Movement formed from the ashes of The Hereford Tractor Party, Degeneration Yeovil, The Nerd Room Wrestling Federation, Hereford United Football Club, MySpace and various other random groups. The current membership stands at 6 (Anthrax Dave, Captain Cornell, Pete Swindle, Stattox, Polyurethane Bob and DaisyBob) yet we are pleased to see so many people wanting to be our Friend on Myspace. Please add us if you like what we do and where we are coming from. Like many, we often get Friend Requests from bands. If you are a band then please take a second to read the list of bands we like and then have a think about if we'd like you. Whilst we do listen to the tracks prior to accepting or denying, don't waste your time if you don't like what you see. Oh, and no more Friend Requests from The British National Party please. The only thing we have in common is the word "British". YOU DO NOT SPEAK FOR THE BTA.
The BTA were set up to protect Britain from The Evil Combine Harvesters of Armageddon who are hell bent on destroying the world with their Fascism. Armed with only Napalm Custard, The BTA are willing to put everything on the line for their beliefs and will stop at nothing to ensure Britain is safe from these Terrorists. Sir Cuthbert Henson is the top Tractor and he hates Norman de la Plonkett-Schnibblyhomhomhom with a passion.