♠ G-Manâ„¢ [Ninja!] ♠

Hello World :)
My name is Gareth, i go to CBC in parklands (w00p w00p)
Im your average joe i guess, but a little defferent hehe, ok wait im not average im kinda crazy sometimes but also quite normal most of the time but ya read down for more info xD
K well im in a "I feel like writing shit" mood so im gonna shoot.. har har
As i said i am a bit crazy sometimes and also scared :| Ive jumped out of a plane before.. my mom forced me, sigh and you thought your parents were bad... mine push me out of planes at 10 000ft to watch me fall to my death but ya luckily i brought a parachute with otherwise i wouldnt be writing this... Anyway that was really decent and i wanna do it again, except this time by my own without my mom kicking me out of a plane :P
Yes Matthew write now im trying to compete with you and your total and utter BS about me section which contains 0% truth, except mine has about 50% truth... Anyway moving on
Moving onto woman... now please ladies... dont get to raunchy like one of my lady friends with her cat... tsk tsk tsk.. you know who you are... :P
Please refrain from stalking, hiring assassins and bitchslapping me as they all tend to be annoying and get nowhere because im like Bruce Willis, in my form so i will ninja kick you.. oh wait i meant Chuck norris or that funny jap guy whatever you know what i mean...
If youre interested in any of my personal details like err, you know what i mean, im not going to tell you if youre a complete stranger that might be doing one of the above so atleast get to know me... honestly..
Now moving on to the very extreme sports i do and love with much compassion... first on the list well due to popular demand is my pc.. (well dam now isnt that attractive?) yes yes, i spend alot of time infront of it, get over it one day ill be 434 years ahead of you and you will be regretting it... anyway my pc brackets off into other subjects such as graphic design(i intend to become one, one day and have a vast portfolio for your viewing pleasure --- http://ch4os532.deviantart.com -- check it out you wont regret it..), gaming and ofcourse browsing the net and chatting to friends... Next on the list is partying and going out with the friends that make me and break me.. sometimes.. *slap* Ahh its a gud life... Then bodyboarding takes the caek (yes its caek not cake ok?) i love it all though ive had more than one near death moment in waves ranging from 1ft to 5ft... yes i know its intense and i dont know how i managed to survive that 4ft closeout... it was insane... dam, apart from hitting my head on the sandbank at derdes shorey a few times its fun and selby nd pik are my heroes :P Selby especially, that guy is an insane lil fucker and needs more rep... you gna hit it big one day boy! So next on the list is Photography, i enjoy this alot but i need a new camera... something i can fit like a LENSE onto... i got a Fujipix S5600, any1 wanna swap for a 30D? I do alot of gig photography for all the local bands... also do bmx shots and bodyboarding... they are lank fun and really capture the stoke.. as i said earlier check my portfolio for the pics :P
So ya thats my top stuff to do nd stuff... What else is there to babble on about... Ah i know.. rnadom shout outs! (yes i stole it from you chris.. what you gonna do about it hey?)
To you, the guy who brought the tequilla, i h8 u :P Dont bring it again ahahhaa.
To the guys who are my bitches... you guys rock, party on hehe! we need some new people in the group... every1 is like in a relationship now... the good ol' days are over..
To that fucker that went to the land of the sheila, come back soon! And shave that beard!
To the person who i have endless conversations with... come home soon :P
To that old man with a speech impairment, stop getting my fucking maths mark wrong, idiot!
To that girl who lives far away - apparently, come party with us sometime :P
To that pommie who wants to go back... you gonna miss out, hehe
To that dutchmen who cant stop playing COD2, stop playing COD2 haha.
To that hobo, get a scooter!
To the guy who always has a plan with getting home and hosts some of the most raucus parties, party on!
To the person that wants to be mentioned here, drop me a line!
Peace!