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-hi i'm jenny and i love long walks on the beach. jk, as romantic and picturesque as that sounds, it's hard to walk on the beach. i mean think about it. if you're wearing sandals, your sandal gets like stuck to the wet sand and then you have to use more effort to simply walk. if it's dry sand and you're going with sandals, the grains get onto your sandal and then you step on them and it hurts. or if you go barefoot, you walk on the sand and all the shells pierce the bottom of your foot. if you're barefoot and there's wet sand then your toenails become encrusted with mud. yeah... i went off on a tangent. i do that all the time which is why i possess no story-telling ability.
-i strive for optimism but most of the time, i fall short. the whole consolation speech doesn't bode well for me. yeah i know that the deceased go to a better place free from suffering... but what about me?!?!?! i still feel pain. sheesh people.
-i'm a dabber and proud of it. i need 20 napkins to eat pizza. the oil is just frightening and with every bite, i can feel my heart clogging.
-i'm more of a walker. to ask me to drive is like asking superman to use the batmobile. we just weren't meant to be constricted.
-i value punctuality and i despise tardiness. yeah i'm pretty impatient... what else is new. i dislike people who are really slow. they are turtles. turtles belong with other turtles; not with humans.
-i don't do well with overly pungent odors. as in i'm the first to gag when fertilizer is spread and i'm the first to say something when unnecessary gas enters the air. should it begin to smell, i will leave the premises immediately.
-sadly, my parents along with many other relatives will never understand that success doesn't juxtapose becoming a doctor.
-it's not that my EQ sucks. it's more like i don't care
-i hate when i go to a public bathroom and there no place for me to hang my purse. or when the door doesn't close. or when the sanitation seat covers are all gone. or when the toilet paper is all gone. or when the previous person didn't flush.
-i hate people who smoke. if you want to die that's fine by me. don't make me suffer too. i will gag and cough like a madwoman in their faces and make comments like "UGH I CAN'T BREATHE!" yes i'm very dramatic.
-i don't like roller coasters because... well i just don't like the feeling that my heart is coming up my throat. maybe it's just me.
-i have a weakness for food. i swear i suffer from either chronic hunger or just plain overeating. food is good even though i probably should ease up on it since it makes me even more fat. hahahah. i especially love anything with melted cheese. i hate cheese on burgers though... oh and when i eat salads, i have more croutons then lettuce. carb-addiction much?
-i save all my fortunes from fortune cookies. i'm also the type of person who reads her horoscope in the morning, then after reading it thinks to herself that it's just a bunch of baloney but secretly thinks it's true =O
