Simon profile picture

Simon

Let's say you have no idea and leave it there. No idea. Zip, none. If you had an idea about what we

About Me

Highly developed spirits often encounter resistance from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein
With that in mind peoples my name's Simon. I fund my loves of socialising, music, movies sport and drinking by plebing away at Coles. I'm always up for meeting new people so hit me up sometime if we have a few similar interests- or even if we don't, I'm up for a good convo with anyone really. The more out there and different you are the better.
I've disabled bands from adding me- if you want me to check your band out send me a message first and I'll add you if I like you!
I will not add anyone advertising their 'wares' for their netcams- that's what my 'mark as spam' button is for..
Which HIM Symbol Are You?
You are the Egyptian Candle--from the Deep Shadows album (which is my fav album, btw). You represent new life and new-found hope. Good for you!
Take this quiz !
Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
What Band's Symbol are You?

Led Zeppelin's Symbols
The symbols of Led Zeppelin represent you best. You are an individual and you are different from everyone else. You have friends but each of you have your own personality and don't copy how you act from eachother. You're awesome! There needs to be people more like you!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com
You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing. What Superhero Are You?
Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Extended Network Banners from MySpace Editor . MyWackoSpace MySpace Slideshow MySpace Generators MySpace Comments MySpace Codes
MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Family, friends, Manchester United, Melbourne Victory, Football in general, the mighty Kangaroos, music, sleazy rock n' roll, hair metal, creativity, honesty, art, movies, food, cooking, coffee, beer, laughter, irony, sarcasm, thought, literacy, writing, books, tattoos, wrestling, guitar, drums, debate, hedonism, travel, outrageous facial hair, parmagiana suicides, tequila suicides, lego, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, Ice Hockey, wallowing in my own crapulence, the jazz flute, snooker, video games.







"

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

You Are Hockey
Tough, athletic, and not afraid of a fight.
You don't mind putting your body on the line! What Winter Sport Are You?

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Visioning
You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.
You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details.

An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.
You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum. What's Your Thinking Style?

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

YOU(maybe)- also Kevin Smith, Bill Hicks, Johnny Cash, Bono, Henry Rollins, Tommy Lee, Billy Corgan, Dave Grohl, Dave Navarro, Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, Edge, Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, CM Punk, Austin Aries, Rob Van Dam, Maria Kanellis, Liv Tyler, Keira Knightly, Sarita Stella, Amy Winehouse, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah McLeod, Edward Norton, Christopher Walken, Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Johnny Depp, Claire Forlani, Scarlett Johanssen, Kristen Kreuk, Ville Valo, Dave Mustaine, Kat Von D, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Sir Alex Ferguson, Bam Margera, Chris Rock, Tom Brady, Glenn Archer, Daniel Wells, Kieran Perkins, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali and about a million other people. Oh, and Fabio Grosso. So he could have a reason to dive like he'd been shot...

Music:

HIM, Megadeth, Slayer, Weezer, Muse, Atreyu, White Stripes, The Killers, Dream Theater, Velvet Revolver, Guns n' Roses, The Distillers, Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, Green Day, U2, Smashing Pumpkins, Queen, Hilltop Hoods, Santana, The Ataris, Clutch, Alkaline Trio, Lamb of God, Jurassic 5, System of a Down, Kill Hannah, Opeth, Infected Mushroom, Massive Attack, Portisehead, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Blondie, Dropkick Murphys, Tiger Army, Pulp, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Dimmu Borgir, Beck, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, KISS, Mercury Rev, Beastie Boys, Stone Sour, Killswitch Engage, The Misfits, Radiohead, Eighteen Visions, Tool, Johnny Cash, AC/DC, The Ramones, Murderdolls, Alice Cooper, Trivium, Jane's Addicition, Placebo, Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Rolling Stones, Europe, Lily Allen, Bullet For My Valentine, Gorillaz, Dragonforce, The 69 Eyes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Horrors, MotorHead, Cradle of Filth, Nine Inch Nails, The Smiths, Miles Davis, Peaches, Metallica, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, Soulfly, Mastodon, Iron Maiden, Nick Cave, Jeff Buckley, King Diamond, All, The Descendents, Drag the River, Motley Crue, Mercyful Fate, Fall Out Boy, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Sarah McLeod, Fu Manchu, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance, Justin Timberlake, Amy Winehouse, Alexisonfire, heaps more besides...

Loathes: Akon

Smashing Pumpkins - Tarantula

Add to My Profile | More Videos

H.I.M. - Kiss Of Dawn

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Movies:

The Crow, Fight Club, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Clerks 2, Sin City, V For Vendetta, Heathers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, Star Wars, Terminator 1 & 2, The Prestige, Saw Trilogy, The Departed, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, The Big Lebowski, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Smokin' Aces, Haggard, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Walk the Line, A Scanner Darkly, Gladiator, Happy Gilmore, The Godfather Trilogy, Talladega Nights, Old School, Dr. Strangelove, The Shining, Chinatown, Goodfellas, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Stranger Than Fiction, Being John Malkovich, Die Hard, 12 Monkeys...

Television:

Mostly I watch shows on dvd; stuff like Californication, Scrubs, Supernatural, Miami Ink, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Viva La Bam, Bam's Unholy Union, Jackass, The Simpsons, Who's Line is it Anyway? and Around the Horn, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Entourage. And live sports.

Books:

The Preacher- Garth Ennis & Steve Dillon
Transmetroploitan- Warren Ellis & Darrick Robertson
ANYTHING Chuck Palahniuk
Iain Banks/ Iain M. Banks
Anne Rice
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Henry Rollins
The Illuminatus Trilogy- Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson
Elmore Leonard

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Heroes:

The guy who wrote 'The Final Countdown', which is the greatest song of all-time.
Terence 'Tex' Stella and his tomato-throwing arm
John McClane
Steve Guttenberg
Shooter McGavin

My Blog

Blog 18.0

Fighting the good fight- what keeps me going, and not settling for mediocrity-"If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives,...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:51:00 PST

Blog 17.0

So true about so many peopleYou couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.- Edward Flaherty...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:00:00 PST

Blog 16.0

More Chuck Norris Facts (aka 'The New Testament')Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.There is no chin ...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

Blog 15.0

Dedication to a LegendTop 100 Facts for Chuck NorrisSome kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of ger...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST

Blog 13.0

Lyrics to Live By Vol 1We missed the point of livingso caught up in this momentwe threw out our convictionsand traded them for substancethis life we hold so nearwill fade in time~The Ataris, 'The Chey...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:43:00 PST

Blog 11.0

Question without notice:Is my urge (which comes from a place between apoplectic and homicidal) to punch John Mayer to death for the song 'Your Body is a Wonderland' wrong? Or is that focusing too much...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:13:00 PST

Blog 10.0

A random thought on the art of sarcasm:There are few things worse than watching sarcasm abused by the mentally deficient.
Posted by Simon on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:05:00 PST

Blog 9.0

Aussie accents vs. Multiculturalism Multiculturalism is a wonderful thing, but like all things it has it's pitfalls. Sometimes its as simple as a head on crash with your sterotypical bogan strine accc...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

Blog 5.0

A Random Thought: *You know your day at work has gone to the shitter when the best song you hear all day is 'Strong Enough' by Cher.
Posted by Simon on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST

Blog 4.0

Celebrity Playlist This also appears as a comment to a blog from Kevin Smith (www.myspace.com/therealkevinsmith) have some fun here and see if you can come up with one too.   Firstly general kudo...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:52:00 PST