Law of the Garbage Truck |
>Law of the Garbage Truck>>One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were >driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a >parking space right in front of us....
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:24:00 GMT |
Ode to George Carlin |
101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes
I don't have pet peeves I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:24:00 GMT |
Tagged |
Here's how you play:Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their n...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:51:00 GMT |
Sunscreen |
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be ..it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more relia...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 15:43:00 GMT |
The Meaning of Peace |
There was once a king who offered a prize to the artist who Could paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The king looked at all the pictures, but there were only two That he really liked...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:57:00 GMT |
dog vs cat |
Subject: Diaries of a Dog and a Cat> >> > >> Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:> >> > >> 8:00 A.M. Dog food! My favorite thing!> >> > >> 9:30 A.M. A car ride! My favorite thing!> >> > >> 9...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:52:00 GMT |
Mental Feng Shui |
>ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. > >TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their >conversational skills will be as important as any other. > >THREE....
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:37:00 GMT |
Thought of the Day 4 |
Be careful what you wish for because it will come trueTwo Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, The battle is between two 'w...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:15:00 GMT |
Thought of the Day 3 |
Love comes in all sizes.... Your Friends will support you.... And respect your creativity for thinking outside the box.... They'll be there when you need a shoulder to lean on.... Or a great big hug.....
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:14:00 GMT |
Dog philosophy |
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail insteadof his tongue. -Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you arewonderful. -Ann Landers If there ar...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:42:00 GMT |
