About Me
You wish you were a punk-rocker, huh, Sandi Thom? Maybe a good starting point would have been to release a fricking punk-rock song then. Just a thought.
Hello. I am a nerd. That is not a joke: I really am the biggest nerd you will ever meet. You have been warned.
You may refer to me as Jen, Teh Jen, Jenses, Jenjo, Niffy, Niffsy, JenJen, Famous Jen, or Novagirl.
I live in the town I was born in. I have made a lot of wicked cool friends here but a lot of them have moved away, and I miss them really quite a lot. I also have a lot of wicked cool friends in another place a long way away. I miss them lots too.
I have an awesome boyfriend who goes by the name of T, and yes, he is black - compared to me, anyway. We are often found clutching pints of cider in country pubs or wrapping awkwardly shaped parcels. We also like missioning, watching abc1, and sleeping in until the afternoon. He bought me an Xbox for Christmas, which I have only just reclaimed (and still don't have a TV to play on.) He has recently developed a liking for Fosters shandy but he is still, without a doubt, the best boyfriend ever.
I have a secret lesbian love known as The Feebus. Her mystery is exceeded only by her power. We take a lot of stupid photos and have a lot of in-jokes. LOTS OF TIMES. (Also, I once totally kicked her ass at Oh Mickey on the dance machines at Rollerbowl. YEAH BABY.)
I am very clumsy, with an almost complete lack of dignity and grace. I also bruise easily so a lot of the time I look like I have been mugged.
I like: hats, brown eyeliner, eating lipbalm, Halo, scary films, webcomics, cinema trips, noodles, setting fire to things, cooking, dressing up, singing, cider, pub gardens with friends, drawing, pestering people, watching the same films as always with Feebes and falling asleep in the middle when we're 'just resting our eyes', frolicking with Fiomintrude, missioning with Dave, cocktails and expensive dresses with Lisa, procrastinating with Jay, sledging with Pete, staying out til stupid o clock in the morning, drunken trampolining, drive-by pirating, building giant sandcastles/sand penises with/on James, camping in 80mph winds, reminiscing about our Scouting days with Ria, talking about ninjas, snow, walking at night, rose wine, conspiracy theories about dinner ladies, drinking outings with James where he nicks stuff and licks letterboxes, lesbian sofafests, dinner at posh restaurants where we dress nice but talk dirty, and getting in places without ID.
I spend 99.9% of my time quoting Red vs Blue, Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, or Monty Python.
Also I think Snakes on a Plane is sheer cinematic genius.
Cool websites:
Megatokyo.com - the best webcomic ever.
Google.com - if there was a spider diagram of the internet, Google would be in the middle.
DDRW - My friends are celebrities. That makes me cooler than you.
Milk Paton - YARRR!
Applegeeks.com - Apple geeks!
Neighbourhoodies.com - If I could be bothered with internet shopping I would buy things from here.
Red VS Blue.com - It must be ass-kick-o-clock!
