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Scott

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About Me

Some people say I am obnoxious, & I'm cool with that. I have a tendency to be rowdy, but I'm trying to retire from all that shit now that I am semi-mature. It's just hard to do with fans coercing me all of the time. What I give up in looks I make up for with personality. I joined the Army because I want to kill people and get away with it...but only bad people. I am a Republican and a Christian (but not a good one). Please do not follow my example. I voted for and support George W. I do everything in excess. I enjoy the outdoors...and the indoors. I have traveled and studied abroad throughout Europe, Costa Rica, Mexico, and the Bahamas. My guiding philosophy in life has been to experience everything, to gain perspective. I have done almost everything, and I am working on the rest. I should go now. I have told you too much.
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My Interests

Fake boobies, drinking, gambling, snow skiing, sex, sand volleyball, hunting, playing drums, working out, shocking people, thrill-seeking, acting stupid, animal husbandry, midgets, chasing my tail, pissing on the floor, crotch-sniffing, and licking myself.

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton, James Bond, & Anna Nicole Smith.

Music:

Everything.

Movies:

Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Spy Game, MI 1, Friday Night Lights...obviously, action movies and pornos are my favorites.

Television:

Dallas Cowboy's games, UFC/Pride fights, The Office, 24, FOX News, The Sopranos, The Apprentice, West Wing, The Simpson's, Seinfeld, 2-a-days, Girls Gone Wild commercials.

Books:

American Soldier (Gen. Tommy Franks), ...I usually wait for the movie to come out.

Heroes:

Austin Powers, Hugh Hefner, and the guys from Jackass.

My Blog

OK, so no shit, there I was at a bar on 6th St. the other night dancing with some stripper when

...a gang of punk-ass ghetto thugs jumped me and one of them broke a beer bottle over my head from behind. I was fine but I ended up getting 13 stitches. (see pics) Good times. The good news is I got ...
Posted by Scott on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST