breakfast ruined for all times |
My breakfast days are over. Eating breakfast used to be a integral part of my day. But not anymore. Portland, you ruined breakfast for me. . . More specifically, the Acropolis Strip Club's $5 steak a...
Posted by stueve on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST |
ninjack summerlove |
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Posted by stueve on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:56:00 PST |
Dude, I'm like a babe magnet |
The ladies are all up on my shit on myspace. Man, you should see the broads that are jocking me to be their myspace friends. My myspace Friends Request stable is crazy filled with hot ladies. There's ...
Posted by stueve on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST |
ninja death |
So I've been thinking about death lately, like how I will die. Will I die from one ninja or a group of them? One ninja would surprise you, and then kill you. But a group of ninjas, you're bound ...
Posted by stueve on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST |
dream, chunk, bad boy club |
Last night I had a dream about Chunk. But it wasn't the normal dream about Chunk where I was dressed up in gladiator armor and he is dressed like a lion. In this dream, he gave me a tattoo. And it was...
Posted by stueve on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST |
taco mail man |
This is what comes up if you type in "taco mail man" on youtube.com.
penis vagina turtle nigger freeze lab dog cat cock pussy ham meat beer pong old people fat skinny annorexic annoying frog time clo...
Posted by stueve on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST |
One of Chunks, er, fantasies |
List one sexual fantasy. It's late at night, I'm sleeping next to Mellisa Rose. I hear faint footsteps coming down the stairs towards my room, and I wake up from the snuggle haze that is my lover Mel...
Posted by stueve on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:21:00 PST |
stueve in the press. . . for mopeds, GAY! |
Check out this article that was written about the Mosquito Fleet. Here comes the break down. . . http://www.com.washington.edu/nj/article.m?id=67#top P.S. Contrary to what the article illustrates, m...
Posted by stueve on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:57:00 PST |
belle and sebastian |
Almost didn't make it to the Belle and Sebastian show. . . The only bit of planning I did for the B&S show was to tell Seth to get me a ticket three months ago. Other than that, I didn't even info...
Posted by stueve on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:58:00 PST |
you've got to be kidding me |
So, the other night, I was at work, just about ready to open the bathroom door when . . . wait, let me first to drop the back story. There's this crack head ass m-fer who I really just don't like. So...
Posted by stueve on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:28:00 PST |
