I'm Hooter and simply put, I'm a mutt.I've got the body of a lab, and the legs of a terrier. I like bones, tennis balls, and any kind of food! Outside I like playing in the water, digging holes, and chasing kids on skateboards. When stuck inside, I like terrorizing the cats and shitting on the livingroom floor. Either way, I LOVE to play! So won't you play a game with me while your here? Pick Computer vs. player, and I'll be the computer.
Q & A with Hooter!
What's your full name? Hooter Pooter Scooter Nooter.
What's your mommy's name? Mommy
What breed are you? Many scientists are working long hours to find out for sure, but they're pretty sure I'm a dog.
How much did you cost?? My daddy was all but paid to take me...and I've cost all his poker winnings since!
What's your favorite toy? LASER LIGHT!!!! I'll chase it till the battery dies!
Tap water or bottled water? Bottled. (I like the free toy!)
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I ride my scooter.
How much will you weigh full grown? The scientists are supposed to tell me that too.
Do you wear clothes? Call me an exhibitionist. I don't like anything between my tongue and my weiner. But I do proudly wear my 'medals' on my collar!
Are you long or short hair? The scientists have settled on medium.
Indoor or outdoor? I can shit anywhere.
Do you sleep in your parents bed or in your own? I eventually go to my own bed, but I like to make Daddy try to fall asleep with me in the way first.
What's your favorite color? Tennis ball yellow. (My mommy says they are green?)
Do you live with any cats? Don't tell anyone because..you know...my rep! But yes, 3! Harley, Sarah, and a new runt they call Sparky. I love all three of them.
What is your birthday? September 2, 2003
Do you like to go swimming? No, but only because I'm top-heavy.
Are you fixed? Well, I was never broken! But if you mean what I think you mean, did you not catch my name??
What color are your eyes? Glow in the dark!
What color is your hair? I have the coloring of a penguin. Except no yellow.
Do you get groomed? Nope, I've never been married.
Are you potty trained? Depends, what day is today?
How much do you bark? Only when anything moves within a 1 mile radius.
Have you ever bit anyone? Who's asking? Are you a cop? My parents can't afford to be sued!
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? Do I believe in it?? I'm here because of it!!
Do you like the bath or hate it? I HATE 'em...I can clean my own weiner, thank you!
Are you friendly with ther dogs or do you just attack? Depends on which side of the fence they are on.
Does your mommy have a carring bag for you? OK!! Your pushing it human! I may not know 100% what breed(s) I am, BUT I AM NOT A KANGAROO!!.
Do you do any doggie sports?? Is doing it doggy-style considered a doggie sport?
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 10??
