Benny
Latest Nickname: Russell
Special Ability: To lose important documents with no memory of the event. For example, driving license...twice.
Enjoys a bit of: Lost Prophets and A touch of voddy on the bus to town!
Latest Shinanigans: A night in nottingham caused benny a loss of memory. However this is not so bad as he hit the town for roughly 2 hours and got kicked out he only bar that let him in after 15 minutes! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!:
Brendan
Latest Nickname: Brendan the Eighth
Special Ability: Able to devour most food within 5 minutes of starting
Enjoys a bit of: Kanye West and Jack Daniels & Coke
Latest Shinanigans: After a boozy day on the isle of Ibiza Brendan wakes up to find out his phone is smashed across the front! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!: Whilst in Prague ate more Pizza than the whole of Team Rouge put together!
Yiiip!: Whilst in Kavos decided to play action man and dived into a shallow part of the swimming pool head first resulting in a long lasting bruise around his eye.
Cral
Latest Nickname: The Doctor
Special Ability: To kill off any opposition using "THE RHINO"
Enjoys a bit of: Dancing to Justin Timberlake and many various shots. (bottomless stomache)
Latest Shinanigans: On any drunken night The Doctor enjoys to wind up the infamous Train without regret. The latest stunt was to leave Train chasing the gang into nottingham after misinforming him about the bus! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!: Whilst in BZR performing his JT moveset 'The Doctor' accidentily slipped over, although claiming it was part of his routine it was clear for everyone to see..
Greg
Latest Nickname: GK Maxx
Special Ability: To keep going T-Total (massive willpower)
Enjoys a bit of: Student mooching and Fiddling with his balls
Latest Shinanigans: Ibiza night 1 - Greg is attacked by the booze as he only has flash backs of being John McClane diving after various taxis and losing half a tooth...what a start to the holiday! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!: A drunken first night out taken to the 'Maxx' in Ibiza resulted in G-Man being punched right in the mouth by a police officer causing him to lose his front tooth..
Kieran
Latest Nickname: Damn Liability
Special Ability: To cause endless amounts of carnage and trouble only stopping to think after the event.
Enjoys a bit of: Amaretto & McFly, combining these mostly.
Latest Shinanigans: Walking back to the hotel after a long night in ibiza (and half a litre of amaretto inside him) Kizz just couldnt resist diving, in his boxers, into the worlds coldest masturbation chamber, the sea! unfortunately the pressure was too much for him! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!:
Pete
Latest Nickname: Loose Tooth
Special Ability: Not being able to front flip on the worlds smallest trampolines
Enjoys a bit of: Vodka, Lemonade & Absinthe mixed together (Loose Tooth) and toothy grins
Latest Shinanigans: Peter lately found his darkside when locked inside the xaloc apartments due to lack of teeth. He found this time very convienint to sit on the bidet whilst reading Nuts and with water shooting into the crevis...you do the math! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!: Whilst in Ibiza The Liability's trampoline performance didn't go to plan as a failed summersault attempt resulted in Pete losing 1 and a half of his front teeth.
Train
Latest Nickname: Buffy McTrannington...The Third
Special Ability: Big Guns - Enough said.
Enjoys a bit of: Ear Pearce-ing and recieving thoughtful presents from the other members of team rouge.
Latest Shinanigans: Train manages to lose more than the average shopoholic within 24 hours of arriving in ibiza and later believes more money has been stolen after diving into the see and revealing Big Ron to the world...and his favourite Xaloc Apartment maid!! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!: The buff guy himself was defeated by The Liability's on a hammer of strength game, and then again defeated by Wizz on a punch bag game..the day goes down as the supposed day Train lost his buffness.
Wizz
Latest Nickname: McPorno
Special Ability: Can walk off in any situation...even unnecessary situations and arrive home much later than normal due to having no idea.
Enjoys a bit of: Captain Morgans and Club Reps + PR's!
Latest Shinanigans: Wizz decides its a good idea to go back with a randomer after a night in Eden. Waking up he realises he has lost a shoe...a 30 minute walk of shame in the blazing sun in the previous nights clothing with one shoe on soon awakens him to the harsh reality...he's lost another pair of shoes the day before! Oh The Drunkard!
I'd like to meet:
Team Rouge are..
..
Brendan Edge "The King Of Kings"
Greg Knowles "GK Maxx/Greg Ventura - Pussy Detective"
Kieran Towers "The Legend Killer"
James Richardson "The Train - Tranny McBuff"
Ben Campbell "The Saint - Benyameen"
Warren Hatfield "Van Porno - Plex"
Michael Crawley "The Doctor"
Peter Wright "The Wright Angle"
MySpace Countdown
Music:
Fightstar
Panic! At The Disco,
Taking Back Sunday,
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly,
Oasis,
Blink 182,
Angels and Airwaves,
Muse,
Micheal Jackson,
Jay Z,
Linkin Park,
Billy Talent,
Maximo Park,
The Subways,
Matt Willis,
Foo Fighters,
McFLY,
Queens of the Stone Age,
Son Of Dork,
Kanye West,
Alkaline Trio,
Bloc Party,
Trivium,
Ashlee Simpson,
Guns N Roses,
Hawthorne Heights,
Lostprophets,
Busted,
The Offspring,
Green Day,
Motion City Soundtrack,
Jimmy Eat World,
Graham Coxon,
Prodigy,
Enter Shikari,
The Killers,
Razorlight,
Jimi Hendrix,
My Chemical Romance,
Fort Minor,
Fall Out Boy,
JT (Justin Timberlake)
Movies:
Check Out The Video's Section To See What Happens When..
Train Fall's Into The Pool
The Liability's Act Like Children
The Doctor Dances To Justin Timberlake
Train Shows Everyone How To Dance To Prodigy
Who's Victorious When Team Rouge Bed Wrestle In Prague
The Doctor Offers Brendan Some Desert
Cammers Attempts To Win A Downing Contest
The Boys Arrive At The Airport In Prague
Some Of Team Rouge Stop In A Hotel For The Night
Gman & Benny Have The Gayest Downing Contest Ever
Train & Bdon Irish Whip Kieran
Television:
The Office
Extras
Phoenix Nights
Max & Paddy
Jackass
Friends
Viva La Bam
WWE
Hollyoaks
The Apprentice
Dragons Den
CKY's (for Dicamillo)
Books:
TEAM ROUGE QUOTES
"We speak, you quote it"
Yiiiiiiip! - TROT use this quite frequently to display humour from someone else's misfortune.
You Tell Me! - When a Trotter isn't sure of the question they're asked, they reply with this.
He's Off His Tits! - Making an error of judgement after having a sip of alcohol means you've had one too many in TROT's eyes.
Heroes:
Benny
Latest Nickname: Russell
Special Ability: To lose important documents with no memory of the event. For example, driving license...twice.
Enjoys a bit of: Lost Prophets and A touch of voddy on the bus to town!
Latest Shinanigans: A night in nottingham caused benny a loss of memory. However this is not so bad as he hit the town for roughly 2 hours and got kicked out he only bar that let him in after 15 minutes! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!:
Brendan
Latest Nickname: Brendan the Eighth
Special Ability: Able to devour most food within 5 minutes of starting
Enjoys a bit of: Kanye West and Jack Daniels & Coke
Latest Shinanigans: After a boozy day on the isle of Ibiza Brendan wakes up to find out his phone is smashed across the front! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!: Whilst in Prague ate more Pizza than the whole of Team Rouge put together!
Yiiip!: Whilst in Kavos decided to play action man and dived into a shallow part of the swimming pool head first resulting in a long lasting bruise around his eye.
Cral
Latest Nickname: The Doctor
Special Ability: To kill off any opposition using "THE RHINO"
Enjoys a bit of: Dancing to Justin Timberlake and many various shots. (bottomless stomache)
Latest Shinanigans: On any drunken night The Doctor enjoys to wind up the infamous Train without regret. The latest stunt was to leave Train chasing the gang into nottingham after misinforming him about the bus! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!: Whilst in BZR performing his JT moveset 'The Doctor' accidentily slipped over, although claiming it was part of his routine it was clear for everyone to see..
Greg
Latest Nickname: GK Maxx
Special Ability: To keep going T-Total (massive willpower)
Enjoys a bit of: Student mooching and Fiddling with his balls
Latest Shinanigans: Ibiza night 1 - Greg is attacked by the booze as he only has flash backs of being John McClane diving after various taxis and losing half a tooth...what a start to the holiday! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!: A drunken first night out taken to the 'Maxx' in Ibiza resulted in G-Man being punched right in the mouth by a police officer causing him to lose his front tooth..
Kieran
Latest Nickname: Damn Liability
Special Ability: To cause endless amounts of carnage and trouble only stopping to think after the event.
Enjoys a bit of: Amaretto & McFly, combining these mostly.
Latest Shinanigans: Walking back to the hotel after a long night in ibiza (and half a litre of amaretto inside him) Kizz just couldnt resist diving, in his boxers, into the worlds coldest masturbation chamber, the sea! unfortunately the pressure was too much for him! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!:
Pete
Latest Nickname: Loose Tooth
Special Ability: Not being able to front flip on the worlds smallest trampolines
Enjoys a bit of: Vodka, Lemonade & Absinthe mixed together (Loose Tooth) and toothy grins
Latest Shinanigans: Peter lately found his darkside when locked inside the xaloc apartments due to lack of teeth. He found this time very convienint to sit on the bidet whilst reading Nuts and with water shooting into the crevis...you do the math! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!: Whilst in Ibiza The Liability's trampoline performance didn't go to plan as a failed summersault attempt resulted in Pete losing 1 and a half of his front teeth.
Train
Latest Nickname: Buffy McTrannington...The Third
Special Ability: Big Guns - Enough said.
Enjoys a bit of: Ear Pearce-ing and recieving thoughtful presents from the other members of team rouge.
Latest Shinanigans: Train manages to lose more than the average shopoholic within 24 hours of arriving in ibiza and later believes more money has been stolen after diving into the see and revealing Big Ron to the world...and his favourite Xaloc Apartment maid!! Oh The Drunkard!
Hoo-Rah!:
Yiiip!: The buff guy himself was defeated by The Liability's on a hammer of strength game, and then again defeated by Wizz on a punch bag game..the day goes down as the supposed day Train lost his buffness.
Wizz
Latest Nickname: McPorno
Special Ability: Can walk off in any situation...even unnecessary situations and arrive home much later than normal due to having no idea.
Enjoys a bit of: Captain Morgans and Club Reps + PR's!
Latest Shinanigans: Wizz decides its a good idea to go back with a randomer after a night in Eden. Waking up he realises he has lost a shoe...a 30 minute walk of shame in the blazing sun in the previous nights clothing with one shoe on soon awakens him to the harsh reality...he's lost another pair of shoes the day before! Oh The Drunkard!
