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About Me

A brief rundown on me. I originally hail from Omak, Washington. I then did the most anti-me thing and joined the army. Only to get out of my dead end hometown. There I was stationed in Baumholder Germany. After serving 3 yrs and 7 months, 18 months which were deployed in the Middle East I got out of the army as of Feb 16 2007. I am now currently residing in Olympia, WA. I don't do drugs, which include alcohol and tobacco. My greatest asset is my play on words and sarcasm. I seem like an asshole, but everything I do and say is purely out of humor. Generally, the more I rip on someone, the closer friend they are. I have a child like sense about almost everything. When it comes to philosophy and theory I get very serious, for I believe those subjects to be a very powerful arsenal for the weapon that is known as the mind. Most importantly, I like the color brown, with no relation to liking poopies. retro layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

Gaming SkateBoarding SnowBoarding LiveShows Japan Ninjas ScienceFiction ScienceNonFiction Philosophy Sex SexualPhilosophy Zombies Vampires

I'd like to meet:

People who are smarter than me. People who are cooler than me. So... that's like... I dunno, 20-50 more people.
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Music:

Rock HardRock Hardcore Swing Punk and various combinations of those words. I am picky about my music though. Just because it's a rock band, doesn't mean I'll like them.

Television:

Special education teacher's death investigated as a murder due to signs of blunt force trauma. She might have been screaming "No, no no," but all they heard was "Who wants cake?"

Books:

Sci-Fi and Fantasy My livejournal is pretty sweet too. http://swagster.livejournal.com/ Leave comments, or whatever.

Heroes:

Maddox and Ill Mitch. And while we are at it, me. I have become my own god, because I can't do anything, with out me.

My Blog

Tables Turned Beeyitches

So, a lot of you kids kinda think that I'm "rad" or out there, or different because I dress funny, or because I got silly fishing lures for decorations in my face. But from what I've seen with society...
Posted by Smacky Pants on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:49:00 PST

Your mission is a failure.

So I get to move on to Washington and start over. Eventually something will go right. Until then... I'll just sit in the back seat and see where life drives me.
Posted by Smacky Pants on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:17:00 PST

I have given up

I'm so frustrated at everything. It's turning into fury. I want nothing to do but to destroy something with my hands. I want to unleash every bit of rage inside me onto someone else so that I know at ...
Posted by Smacky Pants on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:32:00 PST

Lash Out

When I write these thing up,I love picking "Catergory: Life". Really, everything from that list, you can sum up into life.It's close to 4 in the morning, and in the delusions of my sleep deprived mind...
Posted by Smacky Pants on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:14:00 PST

Woke up dizzy and with a bad head ache... Warped Tour.

I went to my first warped tour yesterday. Ya, I know. Lots of ya are surprised that I'm not a Warped Tour veteran. Fuck you for being judgemental.So I saw Pepper, and they are way better than I heard ...
Posted by Smacky Pants on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:58:00 PST

Sometimes, it just doesn't make sense.

I was gettin my fruit smoothie on and all of the sudden, despite the winter beanie, I got a brain freeze.On the bright side, I scared the shit out of a guy at Zumiez. And that was hilarious....
Posted by Smacky Pants on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:18:00 PST

Would You Rather...

I am straight up plagarizing this, but these are funny... kinda.WOULD YOU RATHER...never be able to experience orgasm OR perpetually experience orgasm?... have worms for eyelashes OR corduroy skin?......
Posted by Smacky Pants on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:45:00 PST

The Pedestal

Sex. I've gone some time with out it. No big deal. People brag about how much they can get. Also, no big deal. No matter how ugly some one is, there is some one jus...
Posted by Smacky Pants on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:59:00 PST

Took A Personality Test, Here's What It Had To Say

messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of p...
Posted by Smacky Pants on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:14:00 PST

What Am I Ever To Do With My Life?

I was watching a cops marathon. And all the episodes were compiled together to make each episode about a certain event that happens. Like, drunk peoples, tazerings and shoot outs. I was watching the s...
Posted by Smacky Pants on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:18:00 PST