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Jessie-Pooh

I'm not where I want to be, but thank God I'm not where I used to be. Still trying to learn to bloom

About Me

Good things don't always come in small packages; the bigger the better I say. I'm a bit of an amazon, but it's all good. I can kick your ass if I so desire. Don't get me wrong; I'm tons of fun and the best most giving magnanimous friend you'll ever find as long as you don't provoke my wrath or take me for granted. And revenge, I've found, is indeed best served by living well. I fancy myself a bit of an intellectual, and a bit of a wordsmith when I so desire. Definitely far from ordinary, I pride myself on my quirky nature. I'm looking to make some new friends, as most of mine are shite and leftover from a bygone era of my life. Oh, and I have a VERY unhealthy obsession with David Lee Roth.
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Your Quirk Factor: 68%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
You May Be a Bit Histrionic...
.. Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention.
And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed.
You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate.
If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more! What Personality Disorder Are You? PhatPimpClothing.com
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My Interests

Purifying myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, the taint, gardening, reading, writing, kitty cats, music, crafty type shit. Getting my head shrunk and being all introspective.

I'd like to meet:

David Lee Roth, Prince, Andre 300, Marilyn Monroe, President Bush so I could bitch slap him, Toni Morrison. Which Classic Van Halen Member are You?
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Music:

PhatPimpClothing.comA little bit of everything. Absolute faves are Van Halen David Lee Roth era, David Lee Roth solo, Prince, Outkast. Also like Nappy Roots, Fify Cent, Ludacris, Fleetwood Mac, America, Hall & Oates, Stevie Nicks, Cat Stevens, Led Zepplin, AC/DC, Motley Crue, GNR, Poison, Ozzy, Eminem, Dixie Chicks, Carly Simon, Jim Croce, Billy Joel, Kayne West, Aerosmith, Rod Stewart, Nelly, Avenue D, shit, if it's good I'll listen to it.

Movies:

Dangerous Beauty, Clueless, The Upside of Anger, Napoleon Dymamite, Thelma & Louise, Terms of Endearment, Steel Magnolias, ____?____: A Black Comedy About White Trash, O'Brother Where Art Thou, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Pride & Prejudice the A&E version, Harold & Maude, Michelle & Romy's HighSchool Reunion, Purple Rain, Cheesy ass bad Lifetime Movies esp with a scheming bitch protagonist, Girl With A Pearl Earring, Elizabethtown, When A Man Loves A Woman, The Color Purple, Pretty Woman, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Little Miss Sunshine.

Television:

CSI Vegas - Miami sucks ass, The Law & Orders - esp. SUV, true crime shows, documentaries, Chapelle's show, South Park, What Not To Wear, Trading Spaces, Invader Zim, I HATE MOST REALITY TV, THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THAT SHIT, BITCHES! PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.com

Books:

Oh lawd, this is gonna take a minute. Sister Carrie, Portnoy's Complaint, Gone with the Wind, Jane Austen esp. Pride & Prejudice, The Color Purple, The House of Mirth, The House of the Seven Gables, Anne Sexton, Collete, Grimms Fairy Tales, Emily Dickinson, The Bluest Eye, The House of a Thousand Sprits, The ya-ya books, Crazy From The Heat, The Shopaholic books, We Were The Mulvaney's, 1984, Leaves of Grass, On Walden Pond, Civil Disobedience, Little Women, The Secret Garden, Southern Lit, Anne Sexton, Emily Dickinson.
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Heroes:

My Mom & Dad, my litte sis, Dr. Diane Prenatt, Margret Sanger, Margret Fuller, Louisa May Alcott, Marilyn Monroe

My Blog

It’s Been A Year . . .

It's been a year. A year since I went out to meet my new friend and ended up with Ben. I never do that, never go out by myself. I did that night - to meet a bunch of strangers for drinks. Odd. It's be...
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:17:00 PST

My Guy

My guy has enrolled in college.  I'm so proud of him.  Stop stressing out, you can do it.  You're quite intelligent.  Love you babe. 
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST

Crazy Cat Lady Status - Achieved

Ahahahahahaha!  My kittens showed up on cute overload.  http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/10/what-1970s-l ivi.html Classic.  Peter Frampton, Ranger Rick and Lisa Frank. ...
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:21:00 PST

The Show

Somehow it all feels so anticlimatic.  Yes, I have seen David Lee Roth as the frontman for Van Halen.  It was an awesome show filled with the early Dave era classics.  But now what have...
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:27:00 PST

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Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:04:00 PST

It Has Come To Pass

Ah, the date has been set.  Yes, Van Halen will be at Conseco Fieldhouse WITH DAVID LEE ROTH on October 14th.  Whoooo hooooo!  My excitement is palpable.  My number one slut shall ...
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:24:00 PST

Check out this video: David Lee Roth - California Girls

Check out this video: David Lee Roth - California Girls Add to My Profile | More VideosI'm going to allow myself the teeniest bit of hope that this time the VH reunion tour will go down. ...
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:18:00 PST

I Have A Man . . .

-who actually told me my butt is getting smaller and he didn't like it -who actually fixes things for me.  And fixes them right, I might add. -who can cook, really well, and loves to cook for me....
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

Check out this video: Battle Of The Sluts

Check out this video: Battle Of The Sluts Add to My Profile | More VideosNo, this is for you Shelley. I hereby challange you to a battle of the sluts! Who shall reign supreme - well, I t...
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

Tag! Shelley is it!

I've been tagged by Halli! So I guess I'll post, and she is right - I do love these darn things. * We have to post these rules before we give you the facts. * Players start with eight random facts/ha...
Posted by Jessie-Pooh on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST