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So give me, 100% No Bullshit, hows your day going? Well hey my name is Joe Shoes, I live in Wisconsin, Last year played in Utah For the Utah Valley State Hockey Team, I Ended Up breaking my hand 3rd week into the second term, I now work At the Fire Station, play hockey, and Dance alot!!!
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my hockey team kicking the shit out of utah state university in a bench brawl. UVSC FOR LIFE I DIE FOR ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!!! I ONE PUNCH ONE OF THE BIGGEST GUYS ON THEIR TEAM!!!!!!!!
The hockey player survey
How old are you? 21
What kind of skates do you wear? ccm
How long have you played hockey? 14 years
Do you know what a gongshow is? yes, but the meaning varies
Do you chew tobacco? yes
Have you ever dropped your gloves? of course to many times
Have you or do you play junior hockey? (The stepping stone to pro) yes
Have you seen Mystery Alaska more than once? yes
Have you ever had relations with a puck slut? yes
Are you good enough to play in the NHL? who knows
Were you drafted? no
Do you know what "the Michigan" is? yes
Can you do "the Michigan?" yes
Who is Sidney Crosby? a wanna be wyan gretzky
What team do you play for? Utah Valley State College
What league do you play in? MNJHL
What number do you wear? 18
Who is your favorite hockey player? Owen Nolan
How many days a week do you play hockey? 5
What type of player are you? Grinder/ defence of defencemen
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? Of course were not panzies like the rest of the sports
Whats a lipper? A Dip
Ever had a broken nose? Lots of times
Whats the best thing about being a hockey player? Everyone knows were tough
Are you canadian? nope
Whats better? Skoal or Copenhagen? Skoal
Do you like the new NHL rules? No there for pussies
Do you wear a cage or visor? cage have to
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