My Family, My Friends, Music, having fun...Los Hombres son ...COMO EL CAFE....
Los mejores son ricos, calientes, con cuerpo y te mantienen despierta toda la noche.COMO EL CHOCOLATE...
Dulces, suaves... y generalmente se van directo a tus caderas.COMO LAS BATIDORAS...
Crees necesitar uno pero no sabes para qué..COMO LAS HIELERAS...
Llénalos de cerveza y te lo podrás llevar a donde tu quieras..COMO LAS FOTOCOPIADORAS...
Solo sirven para reproducir...COMO LAS PINZAS PARA EL PELO...
Siempre están calientes y enredados en tu pelo....COMO LOS ZAPATOS DE TACON...
Una vez que le has tomado la medida...son fáciles de pisar..COMO LOS HOROSCOPOS...
Siempre te dicen qué hacer y generalmente están equivocados.COMO EL RIMEL...
Se corren a la primera lágrima.COMO LAS MINIFALDAS...
Si no tienes cuidado...se te suben por las piernas.COMO LOS LUGARES PARA ESTACIONARSE...
Los buenos ya están ocupados,
y los que quedan son minusválidos
o demasiado pequeños...COMO EL CLIMA...
Nada se puede hacer para cambiarlo.COMO TORMENTAS DE NIEVE...
Nunca se sabe cuando vienen, cuántos centÃmetros tendrá y cuánto pueden durar.COMO EL CEMENTO...
Después de esparcidos.... tardan un rato en ponerse duros...COMO AUTOS USADOS...
Fáciles de obtener, baratos y nada confiables.COMO LAS PIZZAS...
Llamas por teléfono y en media hora están calientes en tu puerta.COMO LAS VACACIONES...
Nunca son lo suficientemente largas ...
Music:
US-American Hip-Hop/Crunk/Horrorcore, especially from da dirrrty South, Memphis, Atl, etc., R'n'B, Soul, Reggaeton, Trance, Gothic Rock, Cuarteto & Cumbia
My favourite artists:
Aaliyah: wonderful pure rnb i love her voice she already sounded like an angel when she was alive... if she still was noone wound know some new "cool" rnb-stars like rihanna or pussycatdolls... best songs: Try Again, Extra Smooth, Loose Rap, If your Girl only knew, are you that somebodyKelis: i love her unique style... she definetly is the best female singer alive... she has very deep songs and some very rebellious. best songs: I don't Care, Get Along With you, Millionaire, Caught out there, keep it down, blindfold me, perfect dayR.Kelly: best male singer in the world. everything he touches seems to turn to gold. best songs: I wish, I believe i can fly, sex me, all i really want, half on a baby, slow wind, satisfy you (with p.diddy)Don Omar: definetly the King of reggaeton!! best songs: Ella y Yo, Adios, Cancion de amor, dale don dale (fabulous remix), luna, reggaeton latinoLil Jon: best Hip Hop producer since Three 6 Mafia lost Gangsta Boo and Koopsta Knicca and turned mainstream. The King of crunk!! best songs: Move Bitch, Get Low, i dont give a fuck, bia bia, in da club, yeahChyna Whyte: one of the crunkest rappers and lately one of the rappers with the best lyrics... she cant be compared to any other! best songs: Drop a Bundle, I Need You, thug 4 Life, huh bruhGangsta Boo: former member of three 6 mafia, now back with the Prophet Posse and her own label with the drumsquad. she is very talented her new songs are very different from the first ones but still great! best songs: mysic stylez, late night tip, tear da club up, from da back, body parts (1&2), da summer remix, love dont live, wut you niggas want, wanna go to war, fuck you, move, sippin & spinnin, chillin in the club, whoop dat bitchDestiny's Child: one of the best rnb artists... they are all very differnt but fit together well. bayonce is the most famous, mostly has main parts and is most hip hop influenced. Kelly has a wonderful voice, its deeper that her cousin's, she is more rnb. Michelle has a beautiful unmistakeble voice, im sometimes sad she has less parts than the others, the brings gospel and soul to the group. best songs: Fancy, Soldier, throuh with Love, imprescindible (beyonce), crazy in love (beyonce), stole (kelly), upgrade you (beyonce), ring the alarm (beyonce), say my name, survivor, loveLa' Chat: like Gangsta Boo she belonged to the Three 6 Mafia before. her style didnt chage much, her flows are still pretty agressive, i think she made better music before but i also like her new songs. best songs: Baby mama, Hoes can be like niggaz, dont sang it, dear nina, use what u got, been feed da block, 2way freak, mystic stylez, gangsta foreverLil Kim: when i was younger she was my biggest idol xD i still like her music but i am not that fanatic anymore xD best songs: Hold On, cant fuck with queen bee, suck my dick, ladies night, whoa, shut up bitch, would you die for me, lighters up, how many licks, aunt dot, custom madeIvy Queen: best female Reggaeton artist!! shakira and her are the only females to be successful with reggaeton. her voice and style is more rude that shakiras, and better i think (dont missunderstand me! i like shakira!)best songs: Te he Querido Te He llorado, Que Lloren, En que fallamos, in the zoneBanda XXI: the best cuarteto band =) i cant explain why i like them so much xD just listen ^^ last year i could have kicked my ass because they hab a concert in the town where i lived in argentina for one year... while i was there they hadnt a concert, not even near that place... best songs: Mas que amiga, eso duele, como hago, mi primavera, que bonito, olvidalaProphet Posse & Three 6 Mafia: i loved them so much before but now they are doing mainstream. prophet posse are not that mainstream like three6 but they definetly are... the best music they made together... ok it really wasnt for everyone, it was very weird music, but i adored them. with still having their best rappers gangsta boo, la chat and koopsta knicca, three 6 mafia went on making very good music and they became pretty famous, yes they really were a good team: very good rappers and very good djs... now the three 6 mafia contains the good djs and some rappers with all similar voices and flow... it sounds boring... prophet posse has many of the greatest rappers in the world but their production in only average... also sounds boring... its a very sad story but thank god i can still listen to their old tracks =D best songs: thear da club up '96, mystic stylez, last man standing, all for one, m-town representatives, m.e.m.p.h.i.s., m.a.f.i.a., die a soldier, late night tip, weed is got me high, body parts, da summer, fucking wit dis click, i aint cha friend, in 2 deepIvy Queen - Te He Querido, Te He LloradoKelis - Saddest StoryR.Kelly - I WishDon Omar - Reggaetón LatinoLil Jon & The Eastside Boyz feat. Big Kap, Ludacris, Too Short & Chyna WhyteAaliyah - If Your Girl Only KnewShakira - NoDie Ärzte - Junge
