punks, rockabilly rebels, weirdos, tattooed freaks, pierced freaks, circus freaks, any other "______ freaks", homeless street performers, people who give me free cigarettes and beer, wanna-bes, losers, outcasts, people who snuck out when they were kids, musicians, old friends, people with tri-hawks, people who get bored and pierce their own body, you, him, her, them, struggling artists that buy paint instead of food, little emo kids (we all gotta laugh at something), women who burp, anyone who has ever dyed their hair with kool-aid and thought they were the shit for it, stand up bass players, old blues musicians, people that wouldn't usually talk to me, jesus, brody dalle look-a-likes, elmo from sesame street, people who still believe in respect and loyalty, people who paint skulls on their face, anyone who despises raw tomatoes, someone who can record music really cheap, lars, cult members who joined for the free kool-aid, someone who's been shot, sweet pickle rydas, people who wear slip on canvas vans (especially the checkered ones), droogs, girls who can sing loud as hell, piss drunk alcoholics, members of punk rock tribute bands, people who have wrecked 12 or cars in a two year period (we could go joy riding!), someone who pedals one of those bicycle taxis downtown (i have a couple questions...), the devil (i wanna know why he's so angry), people who play guitars with less than six strings, the crimson ghost, anybody.