About Me
Hi I'm Andy Whittaker:
aka Wurzel (By a small amount of people who live in the village I grew up in. If you still call me this chances are you've either never moved out of the street you grew up in, or if you did it was only to serve time in one of Her Majesty's Prisons.)
aka Dodge (A remnant of my days at Pontefract, New College. If you had the misfortune of meeting me between 1995-97 this is probably the moniker by which you know me. You probably like indie, metal or punk music and are more than likely quite sound. Hello to you!)
aka Scum (Picked this one up at uni, on account of me being a scummy Northerner, and a scummy metalhead. I still class myself as both so this moniker has stuck. Pretty much anyone who has been introduced to me since 2000 knows me by this moniker. As you can see I think it's such an apt description of myself that I used it in this profile.
I have been known by a few other aliases but in truth only a select few people know me by them.
I am not, at least in me eyes, or the eyes of Russell Grant, Mystic Meg, Justin Topper et al a Virgo. Despite what this 'ere MySpace says. If camp, fat, astrologist Russell Grant says I'm a Leo then that'll do for me. He's in the Wakey Express, so it must be right!
Anyway, even if you've realised from the above that you don't know me, you're here now, so let me bore you. I'm a civil servant in my late 20's who works in a motorway control room, which means that on rare occassions I get to see crashes 'n' smashes, hence the Alan Partridge quote.
However, I've never driven to Scotland barefoot, whilst eating toblerone, yet!!!
If you've already lost the will to live bye. If not read on, like you really to know anything that follows.
