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Staso

Once upon a time there was a boy named Staso

About Me

I can't quite remember the last time I took anything seriously. I love laughing when people aren't looking at me, and then quickly stopping when they look over. I pretend to like sophisticated, artsy things; however I would probably be happier racing paper boats down a stream. I hate routines, and love doing old things in new ways. I'm always up for an adventure, especially if it's overly complicated, serves no real purpose, and makes people ask me "Why did you do that?" I think I'm normal, and that everyone else is just nuts.

Remembering Middle School History
by Jason Staso and Alex Davidson

If you post a picture in my comments please make sure to size your photo! I really feel terrible if I delete your comment, but I'm a bit OCD over formating.

My Interests

Acting, Fizball, Bad Horror Movies, Tequila, Writing Horrid Poetry, Chapstick, Drawing, Jack, Random Shiny Things, Going to Theaters, Dr. Thirst, Sunrises, Emperor Norton, Deceptiveness, Wiskey, Maniac Mansion, Extreme Pinball, Photography, Religion

I'd like to meet:

The first thing that comes to mind is someone who can put up with my eccentricities; who won't tell me that my ideas are stupid even though they are. I want to meet everyone; even you.

Music:

They Might Be Giants, David Bowie, Oingo Boingo, Nine Inch Nails, Stephen Sondheim, Johhny Cash, Tenacious D, The Crystal Method, Billy Idol, The Beatles, The Violent Femmes, Nobuo Uematsu,, Offspring, Queen, Steve Burns, Utada Hikaru, The Wait Wait Waits

Movies:

Schizopolis, Where The Buffalo Roam, Brazil, The Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, Edward Scissorhands, Good Night and Good luck,Citizen Kane, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Dark City, Little Shop of Horrors, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Importance of Being Ernest, The Princess Bride, Amelie, The Hudsucker Proxy, Haiku Tunnel, The Royal Tenenbaums, Garden State, The Fifth Element, Quills, Ghostbusters, Tron

Television:

Mythbusters, The Sopranos, Deadwood

Books:

1984, On the Road, The Great Gatsby, The Zoo Story, Treasury of the Familiar, Don Quixote, The Post Office, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Alice in Wonderland, High Windows, Catcher in the Rye, Hamlet, Brave New World, Picture of Dorian Grey, Hard boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, The Old Man And The Sea

Heroes:

Don Quixote, Emperor Norton, Baron von Münchhausen

My Blog

Keith made me do it.

[ .01. ] first name: Jason [ .02. ] middle name: Clifford [ .03. ] last name: Staso [ .04. ] nickname(s): Staso [ .05. ] gender: Male [ .06. ] birthday: 02 April 1982 [ .07. ] height: 5'7" [ .08. ] ha...
Posted by Staso on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:03:00 PST

Save us both a lot of trouble:

If you want to read about my life just vist my livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/stasotheduck/
Posted by Staso on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST