Jess

The name's Jessica. I have a gecko...Merfy a.k.a. The Merfman. I draw, paint, constantly take pictures, and make purses/bags. I'm a puzzle book whore. I'm a big fat hussy for horror movies....so i suggest no one to mess with me because i watch so much f-ed up shit that i could do some van-damage to you all. I collect action figures and comic books.... so yeah, I'm a big geek. I hate spiders, but i love to feed them grasshoppers and moths and watch the show. i do love bugs tho, i could sit and watch an insect for hours if time would let me. The best feeling in the world is getting the shit scared outta me. I love pizza lunchables. All of my friends are guys....and that's the way i like it, girls seem to carry a lot of drama around with them, with guys....well they don't really give a fuck and neither do i. I'm very accident prone....if there's some kinda sharp object around or near me, or something for me to trip or fall over, i garantee i'll have a dirty, painful encounter with it in some way. I hate backseat windows that don't roll down all the way. ....Don't ever let my shortness fool you...i can beer bong like a champ.I love these guys..pure muthaflippin genious and hilarious. Flight of the Conchords If You're Into It Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous Mutha Uckers She So Hot...Boom! Part-Time Model Bret You Got It Going On