Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Life is interesting. Fair enough. I've found out a way to live out there where the REAL winds blow - to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink beer, and skateboard fast down empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested. Chaos Never Died!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: 4-17-70
Birthplace: ATL
Current Location: ATL
Eye Color: Gray
Hair Color: Brown...for now.
Height: Six feet.
Right Handed or Left Handed: This right, or the other one?
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish, Welsh, English. Pan-Celtic Drunk.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Sambas.
Your Weakness: Booze. Girls. Procrastination.
Your Fears: None that can't be faced.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ganja pesto with fresh mozzarella! Thin crust, of course.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More sex. Staying outta jail. The perfection of Art.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What the fuck is an instant messenger?!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh, jesus, what happened?" or "Shut up, Tashi" or sometimes "This is gonna be GREAT". Or, occasionally, "God, she's so nice and warm." If I'm lucky.
Your Best Physical Feature: The whole package!
Your Bedtime: Could be anytime.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I missed it, how can it be a fucking memory?
Pepsi or Coke: Reid's Ginger Brew. Nothing else compares.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck fast food. Ronald MacDonald is a child molester.
Single or Group Dates: Either one. As long as I've got a date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green tea. Kombucha tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Dark.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso. By the pint. Extra black. Cappuccino is for pussies.
Do you Smoke: Yeah.
Do you Swear: Well, fuck yes!
Do you Sing: Yeah. I also shout.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah. If I don't then it's a VERY lazy day.
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately. Madly.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, fucked up...maybe later.
Do you want to get Married: Are you out of your goddamn mind?!
Do you belive in yourself: I don't believe in anything else.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure. But apparently - with a few lovely exceptions - only to women who are absolutely fucking mental.
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes. Just enough to stay alive.
Do you get along with your Parents: As long as I'm not around them too much.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes. LOUD ones.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, a little bass, want to pick up the trombone again and play ska.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Way too much.
In the past month have you Smoked: What? Cigarettes? Sure. Crack? Uh, no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Well, yeah.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Are you fucking kidding me?!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. But it's not a bad idea...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. I love me some sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well, I've been on several stages. It's my job. Besides, "all the world's a stage..."
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. But it's fucking January!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I plead the fifth.
Ever been Drunk: Is this a trick question?
Ever been called a Tease: Every time, baby!
Ever been Beaten up: Oh yeah.
Ever Shoplifted: Not since high school.
How do you want to Die: Gloriously. Or at least bravely.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grow WHAT?!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Gray or green.
Favourite Hair Color: Black with blonde streaks. Or just black. Or just blonde. Or green. I don't really give a fuck, as long as it's cute on HER.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: 5'3"-5'6"
Weight: 110-130
Best Clothing Style: Short skirts. Tight jeans. All black.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm not that good at math.
Number of CDs I own: Not enough.
Number of Piercings: 4 - for now. Again, not enough.
Number of Tattoos: 8 - for now. And again I say, not nearly enough.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: How can you regret learning?
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