Words of Wisdom |
Today, as I sit here, listening to one incredibly obnoxious caller after another, I find myself thinking back, to when I was but a Tiny Evil Jesus, instead of the Giant Evil Jesus that you all know an...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Sep 2004 19:26:00 GMT |
For those who are bored, a questionaire. . . |
Riddle me this.......
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Aug 2004 22:49:00 GMT |
Hope Koodies |
Recently, I advised my friend on the best method to deal with the most horrible disease known to modern man. . .Hope Koodies. This disease, you see, causes violent mood swings and fear of water in sm...
Posted by on Tue, 04 May 2004 19:01:00 GMT |
Boredom: The True Cause of the Apocalypse |
Here I sit, late at night, looking around at my collected toys, books, and other entertainments, and I realize that one thing has not changed since the dawn of time. You see, early on, primitive cave ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Apr 2004 04:09:00 GMT |
