I'm a cat.
My name is catzilla!
Exclamation point included.
I live with my wonderful owner Ashley.
But really he's a jerk and I hardly see him.
This fills me with rage!
And so I attack him whenever he is in the house.
I was born in a small town in Japan
I was taught the skills of martial arts, and breathing fire.
I can also shoot lasers from my eyes.
It's pretty badass.
