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Chris

About Me


HiI..m a human... currently I have one head... two eyes, a nose, a mouth, two hands with 10 fingers all up and two feet with 10 toes all up. Yes... I do have a torso too... very handy for holding those bits togather... this may change depending on my fortunes.
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TOP 10 MOST LISTENED TO SONGS THIS FORTNIGHT 23rd July - 5th August
1 Miles Away – The Yeah Yeah Yeah’s
2 I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Creedence Clearwater Revival
3 Much More – De La Soul feat. Yummy
4 Launch Ramp - Ben Kweller
5 Rock Lobster - B52's
6 Whats Going On - Marvin Gaye
7 Bump it - Erykah Badu
8 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life - Stevie Wonder
9 Are You That Somebody - Aaliyah
10 Come See About Me - Diana Ross and the Supremes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Voltron... that would be fucking awesome!

My Blog

More news on the Madonna Front!

Last night I dreamt that Madonna and Sharron Osbourne were in a lesbian relationship and that it was going they were filming it to become a reality TV series... HOW AWESOME IS THAT!!!
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:37:00 GMT

Turn off a lightbulb... Madonna says!!!

Live Earth was great for so many reasons... here are some: - The idea that we actually need a concert to raise awareness of global warming is perhaps 15 - 20 years too late... I mean in all seriousn...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:36:00 GMT

HOLEFEST 07!!!

It was an action packed week at the Little Buddha last week. It was the center of much hole related excitement - noted as one of my favorite forms of excitement. On Wednesday, a valve under the footpa...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:32:00 GMT

Food of kings and other pretty good people

Hmmm... SUPER busy week this week.  I had a day of eating nothing but heaps of sushi and cupcakes...A whole day of cute food... HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!?!
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 23:48:00 GMT

Sunday was not my Funday

Some background... Ten years ago almost to the day I broke my jaw very badly. I had emergency surgery and now I have bits of metal in my right side. So I was innocently eating a corn chips very late ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 20:32:00 GMT

Facing one's fears.

This weekend, starting from tonight, I will be confronting a childhood fear& that of clowns!!! Ever since I was young I have never really liked clowns. They had faces painted on them so they alw...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 23:01:00 GMT

Yeah... it was pretty good I guess

Look... lets face it... there is not that many of us who are lucky enough to love our job. For years now I have been coming up with theories to alleviate this problem for myself and I think I have co...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:10:00 GMT

It only took me nine years

It was 1998& let me paint you a picture... Will Smith was getting jiggy wit it The world found out about Monica Lewinski's laundry habits George Michael was caught being inappropriate (I always found...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 00:10:00 GMT

Dream Journal... Dani is a moll

Dear Dream Journal Last night I dreamt that Dani (my sister who I live with) told me of her decision to adopt a little African girl. When I asked where she would sleep, Dani replied "your room, you h...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 18:19:00 GMT

The kids dont like it!

One of the things I noticed in the US is how common "auto flushing" toilets are. They sound lovely in theory... never again would you have to deal with the horror of some lazy bastards pre-l...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:15:00 GMT