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Londonese

...Sweet essence of...Giraffe

About Me

London Girl, innit.Hmmm...okay, I've put this off long enough so I'll have a crack at it now.I talk. A lot. This comes in handy as I seem to know a lot of shy people who are quite happy to let me gab away in the pub while they ogle prettier, younger, quieter women who're just over my shoulder in their line of sight. Heh, didn't think I'd notice that, eh, you buggers? Any evening out with me is not usually complete unless I've dragged you to a restaurant and nagged you to eat something decent, which surprisingly involves more gabbing on my part, leaving you free to ogle that rather cute waitress taking the order of the table just behind me and more often than not I'll even pick up the bill. My mind can sometimes be filthy...okay, quite often...and so is my laugh which has been likened to Sid James crossed with Barbara Windsor, not an attractive mating. I love to dance, or just generally wiggle about and I'm a dab hand at DIY, especially ripping stuff apart, smashing at walls with fucking great big hammers and digging holes. Don't mind getting my hands dirty and can tile a wall or floor in a day, or a week depending on what mood I'm in. Haven't had a 'proper' job in years (can't tolerate stupid bosses, which all invariably are) but I'm doing rather well thank you very much. Don't take drugs because I'm hyper enough as it is and even aspirin has an immediate effect on me. Even the mildest drugs would have me running around in circles across the ceiling so why bother? Hmmm, what else? Well if you've met me you already know my life story and if you haven't, well...lucky you, or tough titty, whateverrrrr (as they say in American filums). Oh one last thing. Many people when they meet me seem to think from my accent and 'front' that I'm a lot more hard and violent than I really am. I'm not. I'm a big softy really. Unless you upset me. There's a reason I'm good at digging holes. ;)I am this daft...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

One of these...The Thylacine

Add to My Profile | More VideosBut, as that's unlikely, probably the following.Nice, kind, charming, shy, funny, gentle, smart people who can put up with me. Anyone who felt they never really fitted in anywhere, or who always felt somehow on the edge of what the majority were apparently happy with. Tall blokes who can get stuff off high shelves for me. Anyone who can think themselves into a deep hole and needs pulling out, or just some company while they're exploring it. Geeks...I love 'em...have no idea what all the technical stuff is they talk about but it's a joy to listen to. Like hearing Italian spoken, but not quite as sexy. Unless they're wearing glasses, which I find bewilderingly sexy, then it sort of equals out in terms of attractivity (is that even a word?). Brains over brawn every time for me. Women don't usually like me and I was brought up around blokes, indeed I was a bit of a tomboy, so only women who won't take offence at everything I say. I seem to upset them without realising it and I can never fathom how I do it. It's a gift I suppose. No more requests from bints offering to let me join in with thier webcam wankfests...please? I'm a woman and possibly the straightest woman you'll ever meet, so thanks but no thanks. it really does nothing for me.Gregoire Colin...oh yes!

My Blog

Long ago and far away...

This time last year, I was bereft, lost, forlorn, wretched and other, sad adjectives. Then things changed and so did my state of mind and well being. It's (nearly) all been pretty good ever since and ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Inner light...

Yay me, I clocked another year without snuffing it, losing any limbs, killing anyone, or generally bolloxing up too much. Quite a lot did not turn out as I expected, which was in turn...mournful, sad,...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:42:00 GMT

When the Moon hits your eye...

Traditionally a full Moon triggers more madness and lunacy and tonight was a very big full Moon. Oddly, in my case the opposite seems to be happening and I've found myself becoming increasingly calmer...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 20:40:00 GMT

Too human.

There's a lot of flack about Amy Winehouse cancelling gigs at the last minute and reading some of the comments by 'fans' has pretty well pissed me off. So, here's my thoughts about it, for what it's w...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:13:00 GMT

Blessed are the cheesemakers...

Hmmm, this is saying I'm a doormat, right? Oh, great, hehe.You Are a Peacemaker SoulYou strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 20:50:00 GMT

Steed!

People keep telling me I have the same hair as Emma Peel (Diana Rigg) in The Avengers.I'm liking this hair cut more and more.:)Leather catsuit here I come!
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:42:00 GMT

Dutty Wind!

Today, I are mostly trying to wake myself up by dutty winding. This is working so far but gawd knows what my neighbours think if they catch sight of me through the window...filthy old mare, probably, ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:15:00 GMT

My evil American clones...

HowManyOfMe.comThere are:272people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?Strangley, my first name is the 134th most popular in America and my surname 139th most popular. Perhaps the closene...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:26:00 GMT

Quiz ting.

........YELLOWYou are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.Find out your color at QuizMeme...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 14:57:00 GMT

Something else stolen from Psycho'...naughty me.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:LG, LeGs, eLgee, London Girl, LondiniumGirl, Sekhmet, etc, etcBirthday:8th January.Birthplace:London.Current Location:London.Eye Color:Green.Hair Color:Reddish ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:10:00 GMT