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officer i deserve to be spanked

She practices yoga. She's perfected the keg stand

About Me

Im sick and tired of being the trophy girlfriend for ugly RICH white men.

My Interests

PEACE, yoga, birthday parties, Al Bundy, hot pink lipstick, Chanel purses, hanky panky thongs, true religion jeans, dancing, rain, dancing in the rain, fake eyelashes, Lindsay Lohan, PINK , blush, victoria secret angles, Psychology, breast implants, Tequila shots, tiaras, diamonds, Hello Kitty, Hummers, FRAT BOYS

I'd like to meet:

A firefighter that looks like Brad Pitt cerca Fight Cluba era

Music:

The artists I have just illegally downloaded are as followed but not limited to: Rob Thomas, KT Tunstall, The Beatles (Baby you can drive my car..a select few might understand this), Panic! At the Disco, The Fray, and of course Budda Sparxxxx. Thanks to ANNIE I love techno and I am convinced my love for techno is greater then any love I have ever experienced.

Movies:

“Relationships are funny, because they are not logical. Instead of judging them by the facts, we assess them by our expectations.” –Jenna Jameson

Television:

I try not to watch it

Heroes:

Anyone who loves their life and i'm kind of my own hero

My Blog

2006 bitches

PEACE, POT, TEQUILA SHOT, JESUS LOVES YOU STONED OR NOT, SEX, DRUGS, ROCK AND ROLL, SPEED WEED, BIRTH CONTROL, LIFES A BITCH, AND THEN YOU DIE, STONERS CHOKE AND STILL STAY HIGH, PARTY HARDY, ROCK AND...
Posted by officer i deserve to be spanked on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:43:00 PST

Men

This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears...
Posted by officer i deserve to be spanked on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 02:36:00 PST