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Shamus

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About Me

This weeks band: NOFX

My Interests

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

I'd like to meet:

I dunno. I've always wanted to play poker with Winston Churchill. I mean a prominent biographer once estimated that Sir Winston Churchill spent the entirety of World War Two with a measurable amount of alcohol in his bloodstream. Thats cool right? I think thats cool. Winston is always cool. Yeah.

Music:

anti-flag, audio karate, atreyu, authority zero, autopilot off, alkaline trio, azure ray, bad religion, badly drawn boy, belvedere, big d and the kids table, blink-182 (dude ranch and before), bouncing souls, brandston, brazil, brand new, break the silence, bright eyes, catch 22, cky, coheed and cambria, cursive, death cab for cutie, decendants, decemberists, desparacidos, dropkick murphys, elliott smith, exhaustra, face to face, finch, flogging molly, from autumn to ashes, further seems forever, five iron frenzy, glassjaw, goldfinger, grandaddy, head automatica, h2o, hot water music, interpol, iron and wine, jack johnson, jets to brazil, joe strummer and the mescalaros, lagwagon, less than jake, mad caddies, matchbook romance, midtown, millincollin, modest mouse, mudvayne, mustard plug, mxpx, neutral milk hotel, nofx, no motive, one man army, pedro the lion, pully, rancid, reel big fish, rise against, rillo kiley, rx bandits, saves the day, saosin, shai hulud, sigur ros, strike anywhere, streetlight manafesto, strung out, sunny day real estate, taking back sunday, the arcade fire, the arrogant sons of bitches, the black maria, the chieftains, the faint, the get up kids, the good life, the hurt process, the blood brothers, the mars volta, the planet smashers, the postal service, the shins, the strokes, the vandals, thrice, thursday, tsunami bomb, ugly casanova, weezer, 764 hero, Aarktica, against me!, bandits of the acoustic revolution, billy talent, bigwig, blackpool lights, blonde redhead, boards of canada, califone, casey jones, the comeback kid, defiance OH, damien rice, the evil robot us', the mischief brew, the filthy thieving bastards, latterman, link 80, minus the bear, mu330, okkervil river, paulson, the planet smashers,pully, the real mckenzies, street dogs, ted leo and the pharmacists, the slackers, the tossers, headwound city, dinosaur jr, and I could go on for a lot longer. Maybe tomorrow.

Movies:

If Kevin Smith made it, you'd best watch it. Guy Ritchie flicks (Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), all kinds of anime, weird ass japanese movies (Ichi the killer, The Happieness of the Katakuries[yea, thats all spelt wrong]), the family guy (even though they might be a tv show, Ive got them on DVD so they go in movies), requiem for a dream, resevoir dogs, spun, trainspotting, boondock saints (if you havent seen this movie then buy it, grab some friends and a couple of cases of guiness, and watch it on saint paddys day), any flick ever made by Wes Anderson, and a bunch of other movies that Im sure are quite good but that I just cant remember right now.

Television:

Sorry mate, never touch the stuff myself.

Books:

Been reading some of the clasics more recently. The old man and the sea (Hemmingway), A Clockwork Orange (Burgess), Factotum (Bukowski), and The Screwtape Letters (C.S. Lewis). Must have read the whole discworld series (Terry Pratchett) by now. Just finished reading Big Sur by Jack Kerouac and SlaughterHouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut (oldies, I know, but still good). A while ago I read Lullaby by Chuck Palahntuk (the guy who wrote fight club) and was duely impressed. Always a fan of anything by Tim Dorsey or Carl Hiassen. The Hitchhikers Guide Trillogy (All five books in that trillogy...) has always been a favorite. The perks of being a wallflower (Chbosky) was pretty good. 1984 by George Orwell was one of those books you read and just get really pissed off at (but in a good, thoughtfull way. I mean that, its amazingly good). And how could I forget about the Jhonen Vasquez lineup (johhny the homicidal maniac, squee, i feel sick, and everything can be beaten). More books will be posted as fast as I can read/find them.

Heroes:

I do lurid thanky dance at: All my friends and family, for without them I might have ended up a normal, productive member of society. I do vicious spite jig at: Gary Coleman (for my insomnia ages 7-13), My left knee (because of the explody trick it likes to do), Graham Webb (at least until he admits he liked Ichi the Killer)

My Blog

Its the adult thing to do.

Not that long ago I heard a famous man say something like this on TV: 'The alcoholic is a child, someone who can never grow up until he gives up drinking. ...
Posted by Shamus on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:19:00 PST

and its HOT!!!!!!

Thats right folks! Due to vast improvements in communications technology I'm brodcasting the message straight from the center of Hell! Yep, now its really summer in gorgeous Twentynine Palms. I had a ...
Posted by Shamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So I sez, I sez to 'em, "Billy! Dont put that there!" But he did anyway! And now he pees blood.

So you know those stupid advertisements on, like, EVERY website out there now days where you are supposed to slap the monkey, or shoot a duck or something? I have to have sssooo much spyware on my har...
Posted by Shamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When I put the army guy up my nose, it tickles my brain

Ok, wasn't quite sure where I was going with that opening line, but it got your fuckin attention didnt it? Right. Where was I? Well the page kinda fell into disrepair and a diffenitive lack of updates...
Posted by Shamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh Lord, please smite only those who deserve to be smiten!

So there I was reading a message from Kyle, you know just a standard chain letter, but then I started thinking. Maybe thats whats up with my recent run of bad luck. I mean, is it just a coincidence th...
Posted by Shamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Captains Log. Stardate...uh...Wednesday.

Ok, myspace day one complete. Just decided to start this thing up today (march dos) and I have to say that after the crash course in html (i got fed up with not being able to do...well anything cool r...
Posted by Shamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST