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Anneke

Flatulence is the essance of life

About Me

you wont believe this...but my name is anneke! gasp! i know, cRaZy! its almost as insane as me having two arms, two legs, a head, breasts and everything else that goes along with a human female. i was living in brizvagus but have migrated back to Taranaki. oh but why??!! you may ask. i'm living on the street, no money no family, no friends. its cold, wet, windy and if the breeze is right it can be stinky. i have a sheet of newspaper that i wrap around my head at night time so the bugs don't move into my hair and make it their own home! sob. no thats not quite me yet. i'm living at home with the olds saving up to go back overseas. i came home to be with my Boyfriend who i'm madly in love with. we are moving in together in july YAY!! go on....be happy for us!!! i know you want to. anyways. i'm alittle crazy at the moment. ya no...working hard (cough) not much sleep, lots of COFFEE!!!! its kinda like being drunk - i can just remember everything i do!...or don't do...

My Interests

partying, nude swimming...sounds good
| View Show | Create Your Ownlove anything outdoorish - rock climbing, water ski-ing, diving, Tap Dancing...fun stuff!! and creative things. want to travel!! love to laugh...

I'd like to meet:

a 20yr, 3month. 2 day, 1 hour and 59 second year old who can put their left foot behind their right ear while pushing a lawn mower in a dress eating an ice cream...(rocky road flavour...and make it a double scoop - with a flake) come on....i know your out there!!!

Music:

i like too much! life is like a music box - every song is a memory. anything that gets me in a good mood

Movies:

the gods must be crazy!! fuk - such an idiotic movie but insanely funny

Television:

not a huge fan of tv. rather go for a walk on the beach or something

Books:

the eleventh hour

Heroes:

anyone whos ever believed in me, especially my mum and dad xxx. my sis Gemma!!! friends and family. wouldn't be here without you all. Michael...ur da bomb! (yes i mean stinky)