Merlin the Wizard

HELLO. MY NAME IS MERLIN, AND I AM A WIZARD. AS COMPLEX AS I MAY SEEM, I AM A SIMPLE MAN. YES, I DO PRACTICE MAGIC, AND I HAVE ENJOYED NUMEROUS FANTASTIC ADVENTURES, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I LIKE TO JUST RELAX AT HOME IN MY BIG CHAIR WITH A PINT OF BEER OR A GOOD SMOKE... OR BOTH, IF THE MOOD STRIKES. I AM A LOVER OF GOOD BEER AND FINE WINE, ESPECIALLY THE WINE BREWED BY THE FAIRIES OF AVALON. I AM ABLE TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE, BUT I AM NOT CAPABLE OF SEEING INTO MY OWN FUTURE. FOR THIS REASON, I WAS IMPRISONED FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME BY A WOMAN WHO MANAGED TO STEAL MY HEART AS WELL AS MY GOOD JUDGMENT. I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF COMBAT WITH BOTH THE SWORD AND THE STAFF, AS WELL AS WITH MAGIC, THOUGH THIS IS ALMOST NEVER USED. I ALSO HAPPEN TO BE A FAN OF JAZZ MUSIC AND SWING DANCING, AND HAVE DEVELOPED A KEEN INTEREST IN SNORKLING AND SCUBADIVING(SOMETHING NO ONE DURING THE DARK AGES HAD EVER DREAMED OF). MY FAVORITE FOOD IS LAMB, ESPECIALLY MUTTON, AND I HAVE ALSO BEEN KNOWN TO POLISH OFF A PLATTER OF COCKTAIL SHRIMP. I AM ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A WOMAN, HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FAIR AND WISE WITH EITHER SIMILAR OR OPPOSITE INTERESTS TO MINE. SO ANY LADY WHO WISHES TO MAY FLIRT WITH, CHARM,OR SEDUCE ME AS SHE PLEASES. I AM OPEN TO ANYTHING.(I DO HOWEVER HAPPEN TO HAVE A THING FOR VAMPIRES AND GYPSIES.) AS FOR EMPLOYMENT, I AM CURRENTLY UNDER THE EMPLOY OF KING ARTHUR PENDRAGON, THE RIGHTFUL KING OF ENGLAND. MY COLLEAGUES INCLUDE SIR LANCELOT,SIR GALAHAD, LADY GUINEVERE, AND THE LADY OF THE LAKE. MY NEMESES INCLUDE MORGAN LE FAYE, QUEEN MAB, AND THE BLACK KNIGHT. ANYONE CURRENTLY ROLE PLAYING AS ANY OF THESE PEOPLE IS WELCOME TO BECOME ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND JOIN ME ON A PLETHORA OF MYSTIC AND WONDERFUL ADVENTURES. I HOPE MY MYSPACE PROFILE ENTERTAINS AND ENCHANTS, AND HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON! ..

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