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chumbleeez

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'll wax yo' ass foah kwuattuh.
MHUH.
NAME: hi. it's patsy, but you should already know that.
HERITAGE: mexican.
cheese?: i like it.
FEARS: failing.
PET PEEVES: people who don't try harder.
INTERESTS: confusing people. writing in fragments.
FAVORITES
THING TO DO IN THE MORNING: stretch, "etc..."
FOOD: my usuals at OZEKI and SUBWAY
BEVERAGE: cranberry juice, water, pulpy OJ
DESSERT: bad-ass pastries with ice cream
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: chocolate, bananas, soy milk
GENERAL WHATEVERS...
GENERAL BAD-ASS-NESS ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10: i can't lie. i'm a 10.
STRONG CONVICTION 1: you should eat more vegetables.
STRONG CONVICTION 2: remember that you ALWAYS have a reason to smile.
STANCE ON RELIGION: i like jewish folk.
MHUH?
HUMOR: sick, confusing, tongue in cheek, sarcastic, sardonic, farts.
BEST FEATURE: my lazy eye
IDIOSYNCRASIES: i get cravings like a pregnant chick.
PEOPLE
ACQUAINTANCES SHOULD: give you a decent hand-shake.
FRIENDS SHOULD: be honest and damn funny
PEOPLE IN GENERAL: i'm a hermit. i know three people.
IN LIFE
I HOPE TO BE: cool.
REGRETS: only one:
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Ooh dat dress so scandalous and ya know another nigga couldn't handle it see ya shakin that thang like who's da ish with a look in ya eye so devilish UH ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots and ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots not just urban she likes the pop cuz she was LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA she had dumps like a truck truck truck thighs like what what what baby move your butt butt butt UH i think to sing it again she had dumps like a truck truck truck thighs like what what what all night long let me see that thooo-oooooo-ong.
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM but you really shouldn't!

My Interests

life doesn't imitate art- it imitates bad television..-woody

I'd like to meet:

Luis Miguel.

Music:

Contemporary Christian Punk Rock.

Movies:

The Brave Little Toaster

Television:

television is satan.

Books:

old ones that smell old.

Heroes:

Mom.

My Blog

dogs bark a lot... does that mean they have tourette syndrome?

work is fun. this is what i do:nothing. it's utterly fantastic.today during our "pre-game" meeting THIS was ru...
Posted by chumbleeez on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:47:00 PST

did the video REALLY kill the radio star, or was it the idiot who was talking on the radio?

Radio Personalities suck.their existence is unnecessary. FM radio would get along just fine if they let a computer do all the work and only let the disc jockeys answer the phones. come on, you know yo...
Posted by chumbleeez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

English bites

While dwelling in my pathetic boredom, i realized that there is at least one word in the English language that is absolutely pointless: DISSUADE!!!!!!The damn thing is utterly useless. It's like the u...
Posted by chumbleeez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST