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"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today..."
Hello, everyone! My name is Maegan, I'm 23, from San Antonio, Texas. I have a beautiful little girl, Rowan, who is the coolest baby you'd ever meet. She rocks my socks! :) I'm majoring in Anthropology, so I have about seven more years of college before I get my Masters'...cause I'm lazy. :) I am engaged to the greatest guy ever **Rudy**...who deserves the title of 'Saint' for putting up with me! <3 I have another 'baby,' my 4 year old Rat Terrier mix named Penny. She was my baby before I had a real one. :P I would love to write a novel one day, but now that I have a toddler I realize that that dream may not come anytime soon...I can barely get my homework done now. But other than that, I'm fat and I usually try to avoid the sun...:P You Might Be a Gothic Parent If...
... you let your kids watch Blue's Clues because he matches your hair.
... when your little boy wants to play in mommie's make-up you let him.
... you taught your little one the ABC's using the Gastlycrumb Tinies.
... your daughter wants a Lenore doll because mommy has one.
... you wear PVC beacuse it's the easiest material to wipe baby barf (and other things) off of.
... your children wear your clothes as Halloween costumes
... you wear your corset not because it looks good, but because it hides your baby belly.
... your child referrs to purple and black as "mommy colors".
... your child has named your tattoos.
... your child sees Morticia Addams on tv and screams "look! It's mommy!"
... you have a bigger "dress up" box than your daughter.
... you teach your kids colors by the colors of your hair...
... your kids want to know why we can't go trick or treating everyday.
... your daughter's favorite doll is your Jack Skellington doll.
... your boots are taller than your kids.
... your kid's favorite movie is The Nightmare Before Christmas.
... you think your child choking you is "cute".
... you're not as concerned that your child is biting as much as you're concerned he's not biting anywhere near veins.
... your child learns about manic panic before crayola.
... you play dress-up... with your son.
... your kids get mad at you for not "dressing up" for halloween if you decide to go as a witch or vampire.
... you teach your child to growl
... your stroller and carseat are black velvet.
... you pay $50 more for a black baby gate.
... you are more excited when the count comes on Sesame Street than your child is.
... you've decorated the baby's nursery with halloween decorations from the dollar store
... the babys' mobile in the crib is a rubber bat
... you use a blacklight instead of a nitelite
... your idea of a mini-van is a hearse
... you think it's cute when baby rips of her dolls head
... you punk/goth color & style your daughters' barbie's hair and fashion clothes for them with scraps of pvc, velvet, vinyl, rubber, leather......
... you say, "ok kids after the Blues Clues video is over we are going to watch The Crow."
... you're delighted when your child yells out "Play Ministry!" in the minivan.
... you buy Halloween themed clothes in September in sizes that will fit all year long.
... you've gotten dolled up only to discover baby urps down the back of your lacy/vinyl/rubber black top.
... your child has become a gothic fashion consultant, and helps you decide which black shoes to wear with your outfit.
... you feel a warm sense of pride when your child decides to dress as a vampire.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Maegan Elizabeth Townsend
Birthday: March 6, 1985
Birthplace: San Antonio, Hell
Current Location: In front of my computer
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Right now? Black and red...
Height: 5'6"ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White? IDK
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Vans
Your Weakness: Hot guys...lol
Your Fears: Roaches, clowns, getting old...
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme pan from Papa John's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm sleepy
Your Best Physical Feature: NONE
Your Bedtime: When I get sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: My preggo belly and my parents
Pepsi or Coke: (Diet) Coke...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arby's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either one...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Hell no...that's a bad fucking habit
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: Yessir
Have you Been in Love: Too many times...
Do you want to go to College: Yep
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: I try, but usually no.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Not very
Are you a Health Freak: I wish I were...
Do you get along with your Parents: I did when they were alive
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much...
Do you play an Instrument: Rock Band guitar...lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHA YES
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just Advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope...someone ask me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope. I had 2 cookies.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Eeeewwwww NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: With a pole in it?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Just in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: That's how I roll biatch
Ever been called a Tease: Yes....but I usually just do it so there's not much teasing involved...lol
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Before Rowan.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An artist...or a crime scene photographer...
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter as long as they only look at me...
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: True to themselves
Number of Drugs I have taken: A LOT
Number of CDs I own: A bunch
Number of Piercings: 2...not including my ears...I miss my other ones...
Number of Tattoos: 3 for now, more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, then I wouldn't be who I am today...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who has good stories to tell and the intelligence to hold their own in a conversation. As for people, I've always wanted to meet Stephen King (corny, I know, but he's an awesome writer,) J. Scott Campbell, Betsey Johnson, Bettie Page, Hugh Hefner, Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Dita Von Teese, Jenna Jameson, Elvira, Jesus, Anne Rice, Dee Snider, KoRn, anyone who isn't boring, and countless others that I just can't think of at the moment!
Did my heart love 'til now? For swear at sight, I never saw true beauty 'til this night. -Romeo & Juliet, Shakespeare

My Blog

Love Quotes

      1.   &nbs p;   "It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."  -Alfred    Lord Tennyson  &...
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For my children’s children...

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.   I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homema...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:40:00 GMT

30 Things That Change When You Have a Baby

1. You finally stop to smell the roses, because your baby is in your arms.2. Where you once believed you were fearless, you now find yourself afraid.3. The sacrifices you thought you made to have a ch...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:55:00 GMT

Things Arent Always What They Seem...

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.       The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:49:00 GMT

Real Beauty

Time Tested Beauty Tips"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:55:00 GMT

Memories

Yeah, so I know this is a bulletin, but I swear it made me tear up with memories of; the Good Ole Days! This is entertaining for those who can actually remember it! Anybody under the age of 13 shou...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:46:00 GMT

Feathers in the Wind

A nineteenth-century folktale tells about a man who went about town slandering the town's wise man. One day, he went to the wise man's home and asked for forgiveness. The wise man, realizing that this...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:41:00 GMT